The Best 47 Edition Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edition jokes. There are some edition variation jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edition remastered puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Edition Jokes and Puns

more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt.

The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."

"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."

I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition.

It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.

I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.

I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.

We brought a Lindsay Lohan edition of Playboy to the Christmas party..

It'll be a good stocking stuffer for the boys.

When you become a dad

A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "Well son, now that you've got kids of your own, I think it's time I give you this"
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 dad jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father, "I'm dad".


[animation] DotA Leavers Trilogy: Enhanced Edition

Inside the News - 65th edition Don't let 'em hose ya, here's what's really happening!

Edition joke, Inside the News - 65th edition Don't let 'em hose ya, here's what's really happening!

Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog...

The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister.

Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House

It will be "Marriage Apprentice" White House Edition

I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version...

Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.

I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who.

What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?

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Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf?

They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

PornHub is releasing a dating app.

It's called Pokéahoe Go: Std edition. Gotta catch them all!

One day, at Webster Dictionary's Word Assignment Briefing...

"Nichols," Mr. Lipney, lead word assigner, said, "I'm trusting you to define plethora for next year's edition."

"Thanks Mr. Lipney," Nichols responds, beaming. "It means a lot!"

Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class

"Let's count" says Gates

The children start counting as he told them to.

1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition

Edition joke, Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class

I can't decide if I should get the book recommended in the syllabus or the less expensive previous edition.

I'm a textbook over-thinker

There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly

where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.

A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....

Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.

Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"

Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"


"Saturday Night Live is in a new golden era"

I bought a dictionary the other day, the SNL edition. Oddly enough the page containing the word 'subtlety' was missing.

What do you call Logan extended edition?

Longan

They didn't take too well to my latest AR videogame sales pitch...

Frogger Live, Ultimate Edition

Fifty Shades of Grey: Dog Edition

Dog Anastasia's Friend: "How did the interview go?"

Dog Anastasia: "Didn't even happen. I just couldn't figure out which one was Mr Grey"

These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating

Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.

The next thing I found was disappointing

Subscribers to Bread Enthusiast Monthly were upset when the July edition was all about flat bread. They said it was too big of a change from all the magazine's usual topics.

In actuality, it was a naan-issue.

You have 4 min to cook. Your ingredients are:

Goldfish, An apple w/ 1 bite out of it, Chicken you didn't thaw, & 7 Legos

| Chopped: Moms Edition |

Edition joke, You have 4 min to cook. Your ingredients are:

Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"?

Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"

Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"

Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"

One year anniversary edition: What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?

There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.

Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of sex abuse

A limited edition craft beer made on campus

Princess Leia never enjoys sex

Because Han shoots first

Note: The remastered edition has Greedo shooting first
Which justifies Han killing him later.

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition)

Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

Why do Magic: The Gathering players love Michelle Obama?

She's a first edition Black Flotus

Yo Mama: Walking Dead edition

Yo mama so fat... when she walked into Terminus, Gareth said, "We have enough food to last us a year."

We lost all the vowels from our Scrabble set.

So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.

The Chinese edition of Who Wants to be a Millionaire would be pretty similar to the original concept, except that it won't have an audience poll.

A son asks his father for the newest edition of skyrim.

The dad replies: "Two more versions? what do you need eight more versions of skyrim for?"

I just bought some collectors edition candy canes from Santa himself

They're in mint condition

Tampax is bringing out a special edition tampon and are replacing the string with tinsel....

It's only for the Christmas period.

A chess player once borrowed a million dollars to purchase special edition chess boards.

His friend asked him to pay the money back but he ran away. His friend got cancer and couldn't pay the bills.

Finally the chess player went to visit him, holding a piece of paper in his hand. He walked up to him, and extended his arm towards him, and said "Check, mate."

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Ford is working on a special edition O.J. Simpson Bronco

But instead of white it will be Nicole Brown with blood red interior

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

The pirated version isn't the full edition.

Read this on an anniversary special edition of Reader's Digest

Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?

Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"

I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies"

The pages were all blank!

I tell all my dates I'm an open book.

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.

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We suggest to use only working edition copy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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