Edition Jokes
56 edition jokes and hilarious edition puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about edition that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the humors of limited edition jokes, like Tolkiens' admissions impressions and the hidden puns in the Zune product line. Enjoy a selection of curated jokes to make you laugh, brought to you by Edition Jokes.
Funniest Edition Short Jokes
Short edition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edition humour may include short editor jokes also.
- So Tekashi69 could face life in prison Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
- Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples to orange is unfair.
- What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
- TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead
- What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
- I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
- Dude 1: Hey, bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
- Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
- As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
- When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
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Edition One Liners
Which edition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edition? I can suggest the ones about episode and journal.
- Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
- Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
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- Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?
A: 1 GB
- Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
- What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
- Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
- KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome. They want something CRISPR.
- I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came.
- You shuold be be able to edit titles
- v v
EDIT*: Looks like my CTRL key is broken - I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
- Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.
- My friend is an anti vaxxer. Edit : was.
- Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
- Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord.
Limited Edition Jokes
Here is a list of funny limited edition jokes and even better limited edition puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I finally bought the limited edition thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus from Amazon that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
- Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?
- Dodger Stadium announces they are now offering a limited edition Duggar Dog... The wiener is so big you can share it with your sister.
- Stanford University releases nearly 200 cases of s**... a**... A limited edition craft beer made on campus
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What funny jokes about edition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean article jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make edition pranks.
more dad-jokes (the limb-less edition)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at your front door?
Matt.
The neighborhood kids came to Timmy's house and asked if he could come out to play. "Shame on you kids," says Timmy's mom. "Don't you know Timmy doesn't have any arms or legs? He can't play with you."
"But we're playing baseball and we need a home base."
I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition.
It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time.
We brought a lindsay lohan edition of p**... to the Christmas party..
It'll be a good stocking stuffer for the boys.
When you become a dad
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father "Well son, now that you've got kids of your own, I think it's time I give you this"
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 dad jokes, 5th edition "Dad I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes. "Hi honoured", replies his father, "I'm dad".
[animation] DotA Leavers Trilogy: Enhanced Edition
Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House
It will be "Marriage Apprentice" White House Edition
I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version...
Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who.
What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?
Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf?
They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'
PornHub is releasing a dating app.
It's called Pokéahoe Go: Std edition. Gotta catch them all!
One day, at Webster Dictionary's Word Assignment Briefing...
"Nichols," Mr. Lipney, lead word assigner, said, "I'm trusting you to define plethora for next year's edition."
"Thanks Mr. Lipney," Nichols responds, beaming. "It means a lot!"
Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class
"Let's count" says Gates
The children start counting as he told them to.
1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition
I can't decide if I should get the book recommended in the syllabus or the less expensive previous edition.
I'm a textbook over-thinker
There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly
where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
A Microsoft Dev walks into a room....
Bethesda is working on Skyrim remastered 4k edition for the new xbox.
Microsoft Dev "Woah that screenshot looks cool"
Bethesda Worker: "That's not a screenshot, it's...it's the game"
"Saturday Night Live is in a new golden era"
I bought a dictionary the other day, the SNL edition. Oddly enough the page containing the word 'subtlety' was missing.
They didn't take too well to my latest AR videogame sales pitch...
Frogger Live, Ultimate Edition
These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating
Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.
The next thing I found was disappointing
Subscribers to Bread Enthusiast Monthly were upset when the July edition was all about flat bread. They said it was too big of a change from all the magazine's usual topics.
In actuality, it was a naan-issue.
Do you sell a book "How to get rich in three months"?
Clerk: "Yes we do sir, can I recommend another book with that, other buyers have found it very useful?"
Guy: "Of course, I would gladly take a look, what is it?"
Clerk: "Penal Code - Commented edition"
One year anniversary edition: What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?
Mr. President.
Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition?
There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.
Why do Magic: The Gathering players love Michelle Obama?
She's a first edition Black Flotus
Tampax is bringing out a special edition t**... and are replacing the string with tinsel....
It's only for the Christmas period.
A chess player once borrowed a million dollars to purchase special edition chess boards.
His friend asked him to pay the money back but he ran away. His friend got cancer and couldn't pay the bills.
Finally the chess player went to visit him, holding a piece of paper in his hand. He walked up to him, and extended his arm towards him, and said "Check, mate."
Ford is working on a special edition O.J. Simpson Bronco
But instead of white it will be Nicole Brown with blood red interior
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
The pirated version isn't the full edition.
Read this on an anniversary special edition of Reader's Digest
Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
I bought the latest edition of "Reading For Dummies"
The pages were all blank!
I tell all my dates I'm an open book.
The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, fifth edition.
Let's play Clue: Royal Edition
I'm guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.
How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge $2500 for it.
(Please not this is the new 2023 edition of an older joke which used to be a bit sheeper)
