Editing Jokes

37 editing jokes and hilarious editing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about editing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

If you have ever wanted to have a hand in making your favorite jokes funnier, now you can! Find out how photo editing, gene editing, and copy editing can help you tweak and proofread jokes diligently for the perfect punchline.

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Funniest Editing Short Jokes

Short editing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The editing humour may include short edited jokes also.

  1. So Tekashi69 could face life in prison Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
  2. Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump. But I guess comparing apples to orange is unfair.
  3. What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital? I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
  4. TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead
  5. What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car? A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
  6. I'm assuming that none of the Jenners ask Kylie to make breakfast. Since she can't even beat an egg
  7. Dude 1: Hey, bro? Dude 2: Yeah bro?
    Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
    Dude 2: Brochure
  8. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
  9. As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think to myself... maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
  10. When Trump borrows $1,000,000 from his dad it's a small loan But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution

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Editing One Liners

Which editing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with editing? I can suggest the ones about alter and modified.

  1. Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888 So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
  2. Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not.
  3. Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?
    A: 1 GB
  4. Why was the anti-vaxxer's 3 year old crying? They were having a mid-life crisis.
  5. What do you call children born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts
  6. Prison may be just one word But to others, it's a whole sentence
  7. KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome. They want something CRISPR.
  8. I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came.
  9. You shuold be be able to edit titles
  10. v v
    EDIT*: Looks like my CTRL key is broken
  11. I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better you might even say the bacon is CRISPR
  12. Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff.
  13. My friend is an anti vaxxer. Edit : was.
  14. Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.
  15. Did you hear the CEO of Honda wont be back next year? He's leaving of his own accord.

Gene Editing Jokes

Here is a list of funny gene editing jokes and even better gene editing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman Does it work if the whole joke is in the title?
  • Marvel are developing a new super hero who has the ability to remotely edit people's DNA. He will be called Gene Hackman
  • What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in? The CRISPR
  • DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
  • Who created the first gene-edited baby? He did.

Copy Editing Jokes

Here is a list of funny copy editing jokes and even better copy editing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
  • These new editions of dictionaries are frustrating Picked up a new copy and flipped through it to find a word I knew disappeared.
    The next thing I found was disappointing
  • Copy-editing is a very stressful line of work for women. Every time they miss a period, they get really nervous.
Editing joke, Copy-editing is a very stressful line of work for women.

Photo Editing Jokes

Here is a list of funny photo editing jokes and even better photo editing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? With a TikTok account and some decent photo editing software, only about 4.
  • Today at work I shot some people and after I cut their heads off accidentally Wasn't my best photo shoot / edit.
  • How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? About 4 and some decent photo editing software.
Editing joke, How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde?

Amusing Editing Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about editing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean erase jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make editing pranks.

Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay?

Thoreau editing.

For a school video project, I was partnered with the class b**...

Wanting it to be finished as soon as possible, I told her that I would do most of the project as long as she would stay out of my way. I then realized that my computer was undergoing repairs so I asked her if she had any audio editing software. And let me tell you,
This b**... had the Audacity.

How do you identify a pregnant clause when editing writing?

It's missing a period.

And the Academy Award for Best Sound Editing goes too...

A Quiet Place.

Why didn't the phlebotomist's reports need editing?

He was typo negative.

What's a French King's least favorite editing software?

Final cut

If you shared on Facebook about a fence installation video you were editing...

Would that make it a post post post?

Editing joke, DNA editing