Edith Jokes

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Funniest Edith Short Jokes

Short edith jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edith humour may include short newlywed jokes also.

1. My girlfriend just broke up with me for sleeping with her Grandmother Turns out I can't have my Kate and Edith too.
2. In honor of 3/14... TIL the man who discovered Pi had his wife, Edith, leave him over his obsession with math. Which just goes to show you, you can't have your Pi and Edith too.
3. I thought I was pretty lucky… I used to date two girls Kate & Edith at the same time. Unfortunately, it didn't work out. It turns out you can't have your Kate and Edith, too.
4. I once dated two girls called Kate and Edith. Unfortunately Kate found out and told Edith and they both broke up with me! Moral of the story is you can't have your Kate and Edith too
5. I once loved two girls at a time, Kate and Edith both were mine. I learned what they say is true....... You can't have Kate and Edith too
6. Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father.
   I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu.
7. I have known my girlfriend, Edith, for three years now and today I finally bought her a gold ring for our anniversary. Edith: wow thank you, that is my first gold!
8. I've slept with over 50 women Daphne and Edith were their names. Although to be fair, Daphne only turned 50 last week.

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Edith One Liners

Which edith one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edith? I can suggest the ones about roger and missus.

1. Why did the man convert to Mormonism? Because he wanted to have his Kate, and Edith, too!
2. I used to have two girlfriends, but then I learned I can't have Kate and Edith too
3. Did you hear about the happy bigamist? He had his Kate and Edith too.
4. Adultery is a sin... You can't have your Kate and Edith too.

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What funny jokes about edith you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean charm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make edith pranks.