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What is a good edite joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and n**... have in common?

They can both s**... a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.

An edited version of a joke that's been already posted.

A proton, a neutron, and an electron got into a bar fight.
The bartender called the police, but when the officers arrived, they only arrested the proton. Confused, the bartender asked, why did you only arrest the proton?
To which one of the officers replied, well you see, the electron kept running around the proton like a madman, so we couldn't know its exact location. And no one can press charges on the neutron.

(Edited) What's a vampire's favorite beer?

Blood-weiser

Edited: "All hands on deck!"

It's amazing how much difference swapping out an e for an i can make.

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