The Best 5 Edite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edite jokes. There are some edite common jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edite secret puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Edite Jokes and Puns

I edited my pig's genes to make it taste better

you might even say the bacon is CRISPR

Edited from my mistake earlier today: what do paedophiles and napalm have in common?

They can both strip a Vietnamese orphan in under 30 seconds.

An edited version of a joke that's been already posted.

A proton, a neutron, and an electron got into a bar fight.

The bartender called the police, but when the officers arrived, they only arrested the proton. Confused, the bartender asked, why did you only arrest the proton?

To which one of the officers replied, well you see, the electron kept running around the proton like a madman, so we couldn't know its exact location. And no one can press charges on the neutron.

(Edited) What's a vampire's favorite beer?

Blood-weiser

Edited: "All hands on deck!"

It's amazing how much difference swapping out an e for an i can make.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the edite beer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working edite napalm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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