Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Edit? Well here is a complete list of the top edit jokes:
They're the Tolkien white guys.
I just thank my lucky stars I live in Canada.
Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence
So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678
One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
"Whom, sweetheart?"
"Mike the mailman."
"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"
"But mom, age is just a number."
"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
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I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.
I know, that's a lot of information to swallow.
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?"
I replied "you just ask nicely".
Because they are more likely to be dead
Take your foot off his head.
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I said, "Well, I'm pretty good, but I don't think I'm ready to compete just yet."
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An Edison.
A lyft. Friends don't let friends drive drunk.
Your mom is so fat that, a group of people started believing that your mom is actually flat.
[EDIT] OMG, thanks for the Platinum
Since she can't even beat an egg
Is it high-jacking or weed-whacking?
Dude 2: Yeah bro?
Dude 1: Can you pass me that pamphlet?
Dude 2: Brochure
Apparently not.
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A: 1 GB
Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
(I made this up myself, I'm really proud of it)
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
But when he donates that much money to Texas, it's a yuuuge contribution
Her: the baby sure is taking his time getting his meal in
Me: yeah he is really milking it
They were having a mid-life crisis.
Brothel sprouts
Get it?
**Ag**stralia
None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.
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Stupid firemen
The teacher asked me "If I gave you $20 and you gave $5 to Katie, $5 to Claire and $5 to Laura, what would you have?"
Apparently, 3 blowjobs and enough left for a kebab wasn't the answer...
Even J.K. Rowling has a hard time keeping all the characters straight.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."
The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".
The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "But he minded his own fucking business."
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It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's funeral kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the funeral for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
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But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
Flashbacks
they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools
EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry!
its a joke folks. just a joke.
Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.
But first I need to get some shit off my chest.
Me: Hey, thanks for the glass of milk earlier
Sperm bank employee: What glass of milk
Me: The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk
Sperm bank employee: Oh no
Me: What
Sperm bank employee: You drank my glass of milk
It would be IX/XI.
Which was ironic since we were at a bus stop
But to others, it's a whole sentence
Almost on Monday
Almost on Tuesday
Almost on Wednesday
Almost on Thursday
Almost on Friday
Almost on Saturday
Almost on Sunday.!
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