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Yes, but then it would be called an Edison.
(Credit to u/clintj1975 who posted this in a totally unrelated sub)
They both got rich off of Tesla.
I guess now it's an Edison
...does that make it an Edison?
Would it be called an Edison?
Do they call it an Edison?
Well tesla said it first anyways.
is it called an Edison now?
An Edison
Does it become an Edison?
Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?
Dad: Of course!
Son: Who invented the light bulb?
Dad: Thomas Edison.
Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?
Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!
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Now it's his Edison.
But that's because he was working in the dark.
None, Tesla will do it and Edison will take the credit again.
An Edison.
I have to thank my buddy Chris for this one.
The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
Edison.
A guy driving a Tesla stops at a red light. A second guy comes up to his window and says "Nice Edison you're driving!" The driver, confused, looks at the man and says "You're mistaken, sir, this is a Tesla." The guy at the window says to the driver "You're the one who's mistaken, this IS an Edison."
Then he pulled out a gun and said "You see, it's about to be stolen."
Damn, he would have gone through some dark times.
An Edison
What went off in your head before you invented the lightbulb?
Classic case of projection
If not for his invention, right now we would be using our computers by candlelight.
it was well lit
Thomas Edison walks into the lab one morning to find his lastest attempt at making a light bulb smashed on the floor. He glares at all the lab assistants, but nobody will look him in the eye or admit who was at fault. Finally he exclaimed "OK, how many of you geniuses did it take to screw up this light bulb?"
A Mad Scientist
I sure do love my new Edison.
Cause he didn't like AC
One. Thomas Edison
Number 7,511 will shock you!
And now, I have named it Edison
A Kick-ass band
Mr T Edison has yet to be sentenced
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