The Best 34 Edison Jokes
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Top 10 Funniest Edison Jokes and Puns
Can a Tesla be stolen?
Yes, but then it would be called an Edison.
(Credit to u/clintj1975 who posted this in a totally unrelated sub)
What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common?
They both got rich off of Tesla.
Did you hear about the stolen Tesla?
I guess now it's an Edison
If you drive a Tesla, but it gets stolen...
...does that make it an Edison?
If someone stole a Tesla
Would it be called an Edison?
So, If a tesla is stolen
Do they call it an Edison?
TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said "It is very beautiful over there"
Well tesla said it first anyways.
If your Tesla gets stolen,
is it called an Edison now?
What do you call a stolen Tesla?
An Edison
If someone steals a Tesla...
Does it become an Edison?
A son asks his dad
Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?
Dad: Of course!
Son: Who invented the light bulb?
Dad: Thomas Edison.
Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?
Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!
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A man stole a Tesla.
Now it's his Edison.
It took years for Thomas Edison to perfect the light bulb...
But that's because he was working in the dark.
How many Edisons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, Tesla will do it and Edison will take the credit again.
What do you call someone who steals a Tesla car?
An Edison.
I have to thank my buddy Chris for this one.
Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar.
The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
What would it be called if you drove a stolen Tesla?
Edison.
Seen on the internet a couple years ago.
A guy driving a Tesla stops at a red light. A second guy comes up to his window and says "Nice Edison you're driving!" The driver, confused, looks at the man and says "You're mistaken, sir, this is a Tesla." The guy at the window says to the driver "You're the one who's mistaken, this IS an Edison."
Then he pulled out a gun and said "You see, it's about to be stolen."
Apparently it took Thomas Edison 1000 attempts to make the lightbulb.
Damn, he would have gone through some dark times.
what do you call an off brand Tesla?
An Edison
Question for Thomas Edison...
What went off in your head before you invented the lightbulb?
Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it, but instead of apologizing he accused Tesla of trying to steal his idea.
Classic case of projection
Thomas Edison was certainly one of history's greatest scientists.
If not for his invention, right now we would be using our computers by candlelight.
When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb he threw a huge party, everyone was invited
it was well lit
The first light bulb joke
Thomas Edison walks into the lab one morning to find his lastest attempt at making a light bulb smashed on the floor. He glares at all the lab assistants, but nobody will look him in the eye or admit who was at fault. Finally he exclaimed "OK, how many of you geniuses did it take to screw up this light bulb?"
What was Tesla after Edison stole his ideas?
A Mad Scientist
I stole a Tesla.
I sure do love my new Edison.
Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal
Cause he didn't like AC
How many geniuses does it take to change a light bulb?
One. Thomas Edison
Edison didn't fail at making a lightbulb, he found 10,000 ways that don't work.
Number 7,511 will shock you!
I just stole someone's Tesla!
And now, I have named it Edison
What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison?
A Kick-ass band
Ford's Electric Vehicle Division is called "Team Edison" ...
A man has just been arrested for stealing several Teslas in the Manhattan area
Mr T Edison has yet to be sentenced
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