Edinburgh Jokes

Funniest Edinburgh Short Jokes

Short edinburgh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edinburgh humour may include short immigration jokes also.

1. A pair of Scottish nuns were riding in a cab in Edinburgh, and one turned to the other saying, "I've never come this way before." The other nun smiled and said... "Aye, it's the cobblestones."
2. Two nuns are cycling down the Royal Mile in Edinburgh.... "One says, "I've never come this way before."
   The other says, "Me neither. It must be the cobblestones."
3. My Grandad is a truly special man He has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh Zoo.
4. When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.
   Bush wasn't that bad.
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5. By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I but it is the same house and it is the same family
6. I spent the whole morning building a time machine, so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back
7. I was at the train station. The woman next to me said, "Is the next train from London to Edinburgh?"
   I said, "I doubt it. I don't think trains are that long."
8. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta
9. Hedgehogs... Why can't they just share the hedge?
   One of my favourite jokes to come out of the Edinburgh Comedy festival :-)
10. I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta.

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Edinburgh One Liners

Which edinburgh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edinburgh? I can suggest the ones about festival and pub.

1. I sent a food parcel to my first wife. FedEx
2. I hate funerals I'm not a mourning person
3. I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days
4. Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next-day delivery
5. My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock
6. I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery
7. My Scottish friend said he was going on holiday so i said... Where ya edin-burgh.

Edinburgh Fringe Jokes

Here is a list of funny edinburgh fringe jokes and even better edinburgh fringe puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.
• A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are g**...!" I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."
• Don't knock threesomes. Having a t**... is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.

Comical & Quirky Edinburgh Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about edinburgh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean depot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make edinburgh pranks.