The Best 14 Edinburgh Fringe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edinburgh Fringe jokes. There are some edinburgh fringe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edinburgh fringe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Edinburgh Fringe Jokes and Puns

A vegan said to me, "people who sell meat are gross!"

I said, "people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer."

I sent a food parcel to my first wife.

FedEx

When I see Donald Trump I get the same thought in my head as I get after a particularly painful bikini wax.

Bush wasn't that bad.

I hate funerals

I'm not a mourning person

By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I

but it is the same house and it is the same family


I spent the whole morning building a time machine,

so that's four hours of my life that I'm definitely getting back

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta

I can't even be bothered to be apathetic these days

Don't knock threesomes.

Having a threesome is like hiring an intern to do all the jobs you hate.

I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop,

but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta.

Did you know, if you get pregnant in the Amazon, it's next-day delivery

You can explore edinburgh fringe reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean edinburgh fringe dad jokes. There are also edinburgh fringe puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock

I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life?

Cutlery

Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job

knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the edinburgh fringe jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working edinburgh fringe piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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