Edict Jokes
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Comical Edict Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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There's a new Papal Edict:
It's now ok to kiss nuns, but you can't get in the habit.
The new king was an animal lover
The new king was an animal lover. So much so that he issued an edict that there would be no hunting of any animals while he was king. People had mixed feelings, but the king was so good to them that they obeyed his command. That is, until the kingdom was overrun with animals of all types...
The people gathered and talked and decided this couldn't go on. The king wouldn't change his mind, so the people chose to overthrown the king....
It was the only time in history that the reign was called on account of the game....
Russian comedian describes life in his country
"You tell them that two plus two is four. But they show you the edict: as of yesterday, it's five. You say: four. But now it's six. And those who said it was five are in prison. You yell: four! But they admitted to past missteps and made it clear that if we pull together, we can make it seven. And if we leverage, we can go as high as eight. You yell: four! But they look at you and shake their heads: we thought he was intelligent but he's like a broken record - four, four four. No vision, no fresh ideas, not like overseas!"
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