The Best 9 Edibles Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edibles jokes. There are some edibles microchips jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edibles mariguana puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Edibles Jokes and Puns

Why do gamblers feed their cows edibles?

Because they like it when the steaks are high

I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it

High 'n Fibre

Fine, I'll get of my high horse!

But you really should STOP giving the horses edibles, you know?

Told my doctor I ate nothing but candy edibles for a month

Turns out I have highiabetes

Do you know the four stages of edibles?

I don't feel anything,
I don't feel anything,
I don't feel anything,
Take me to the hospital.

What do Chinese people call their marijuana edibles?

Pot stickers

If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis!

If you smoke, you have to say "I did not inhale"

and if you do edibles, you have to say "I did not swallow"

TIFU by leaving out my edibles for my sister's three cockatiels to eat and two of them died

TL;DR: Killed two birds with one stoned.

Recently, there was a cross contamination with a life cereal factory that's next to an edibles factory

Now I get why people are saying they're high on life.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the edibles gourmet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working edibles pot piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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