Edible Jokes

40 edible jokes and hilarious edible puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about edible that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make someone smile with a unique twist by sharing an edible joke! Read up on these amusing edible arrangements, edible weed, sunflower and griffin jokes that will make everyone laugh out loud. Enjoy the twisted humor and have a tasty time!

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Funniest Edible Short Jokes

Short edible jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edible humour may include short flammable jokes also.

  1. My friend told me, "did you know trees drop edible stuff that's not fruit?" "that's nuts" I replied.
  2. Onions My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry.
    I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon.
  3. Did you hear about the mushroom hunter who was terrible at finding edible mushrooms, so would resort to stealing them from the baskets of other hunters? He had no morel compass.
  4. I meant to get my mom an Edible Arrangement for Mother's Day Accidentally got an Oedipal Arrangement and boy is this brunch awkward
  5. Fine, I'll get of my high horse! But you really should STOP giving the horses edibles, you know?
  6. Do you know the four stages of edibles? I don't feel anything,
    I don't feel anything,
    I don't feel anything,
    Take me to the hospital.
  7. What am I? I am everything but the sun I am not
    The radiance of my glow will not warm you up
    My heat will not burn but will ruin your life
    You cannot eat me but I am edible
  8. I just had the best dinner of my life, but I had to eat it with a spoon. It was an un-fork-edible meal.
  9. I burnt my hand on the barbecue. Thankfully it was still edible
  10. I was reading a book on non-sequiturs Turns out apple cores are edible.

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Edible One Liners

Which edible one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edible? I can suggest the ones about delicious and tasty.

  1. TIL that ALL mushrooms are edible... Some only once though...
  2. If Tumblr was edible It would have alot of trans fat
  3. Which part of a vegetable isn't edible? His wheelchair.
  4. Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny.
  5. Why do gamblers feed their cows edibles? Because they like it when the steaks are high
  6. I just made a bran cereal with edibles in it High 'n Fibre
  7. What do you call an edible gourd with a cheeky disposition? A Sass-Squash
  8. Told my doctor I ate nothing but candy edibles for a month Turns out I have highiabetes
  9. All plants are edible. Some plants are edible once.
  10. What do you call an edible ion? An onion
  11. What do you call 24 carrots? Edible gold.
  12. What is yellow and is not edible? A bulldozer.
  13. What do you name an edible cat? Oedipus.
  14. What do you call a Big Mac without the special sauce? Edible.
  15. Scientists have found some planets to be edible I guess now I can eat Uranus

Edible Arrangements Jokes

Here is a list of funny edible arrangements jokes and even better edible arrangements puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend It was an edible arrangement.
Edible joke, I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend

Cheerful Fun Edible Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about edible you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooked jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make edible pranks.

The Appetizer

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Here's your beer and a complimentary plate of roasted mushrooms that I picked out in the woods behind the bar just this morning," the bartender says. "Wait, are these mushrooms even edible?" the guy asks. "Oh, come on. ALL mushrooms are edible," the bartender scoffs. "Some are just edible once."

If brand slogans were honest...

Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by 
a corporation.
Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.
CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.
Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.
ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.
Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.

People are a lot like Vegetables

Sometimes when you're buying produce you see some that are bruised, dented, misshapen..
Not all of them are perfect on the outside, what really matters is that they're really all the same on the inside and every one is equally edible.

Yesterday I was on a Edible Plants and Folk Medicine Nature Walk

The guide noted that St. John's Wort is believed to be useful for mood, including anxiety and depression.
Older woman who keeps asking questions: "There seems to be a lot here, don't the deer eat it?"
Me: "If they did, they might jump in front of cars less."
The naturalist was able to mostly hold back his smile.

Edible p**... are delicious -

I eat them straight out of the box.

Edible joke, I was reading a book on non-sequiturs