The Best 28 Edible Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edible jokes. There are some edible rosemary jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edible eaten puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Edible Jokes and Puns

TIL that ALL mushrooms are edible...

Some only once though...

What am I?

I am everything but the sun I am not
The radiance of my glow will not warm you up
My heat will not burn but will ruin your life
You cannot eat me but I am edible

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

Edible joke, What do you call 24 carrots?

What do you call an edible ion?

An onion

I went to an extremely traditional cannibal wedding this weekend

It was an edible arrangement.

What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

If brand slogans were honest...

Hallmark: When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by â€Ļa corporation.

Ritz crackers: Tiny, edible plates.

CliffsNotes: They're still going to know you didn't read the book.

Gillette: We're just going to keep adding blades.

ChapStick: You'll misplace it before the tube's empty.

Hot Pockets: Every bite is a different temperature.

Edible joke, If brand slogans were honest...

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

But be forewarned, they taste funny.


My friend told me that onions are the only edible plant that can make you cry.

I bludgeoned his head with a watermelon.

If Tumblr was edible

It would have alot of trans fat

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I was reading a book on non-sequiturs

Turns out apple cores are edible.

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

What do you call a Big Mac without the special sauce?


What do you name an edible cat?


Scientists recently discovered that contrary to popular belief, all natural mushrooms are edible

Albeit some you can only eat them once...

Edible joke, Scientists recently discovered that contrary to popular belief, all natural mushrooms are edible

All plants are edible.

Some plants are edible once.

I once took an edible before heading off to my first day of classes to ease my nerves.

Sure made the start of 4th grade more enjoyable.

I burnt my hand on the barbecue.

Thankfully it was still edible

What is yellow and is not edible?

A bulldozer.

Edible panties are delicious -

I eat them straight out of the box.

What do you call an edible gourd with a cheeky disposition?

A Sass-Squash

Did you hear about the mushroom hunter who was terrible at finding edible mushrooms, so would resort to stealing them from the baskets of other hunters?

He had no morel compass.

If I eat a Marijuana edible

Will I get a pot belly?

Scientists have found some planets to be edible

I guess now I can eat Uranus

My friend told me, "did you know trees drop edible stuff that's not fruit?"

"that's nuts" I replied.

The Appetizer

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Here's your beer and a complimentary plate of roasted mushrooms that I picked out in the woods behind the bar just this morning," the bartender says. "Wait, are these mushrooms even edible?" the guy asks. "Oh, come on. ALL mushrooms are edible," the bartender scoffs. "Some are just edible once."

People are a lot like Vegetables

Sometimes when you're buying produce you see some that are bruised, dented, misshapen..

Not all of them are perfect on the outside, what really matters is that they're really all the same on the inside and every one is equally edible.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the edible trifle jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working edible plant piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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