Edgy Jokes

Funniest Edgy Short Jokes

Short edgy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edgy humour may include short eddy jokes also.

1. Why Don't We Have a Reality Show Where Flat Earthers Walk to the End of the Earth? Because that would be edgy
2. In Soviet Russia, the government own businesses. In Capitalist America, businesses own the government. *Insert edgy quotes
3. I don't really like flat Earthers They're too edgy.
   Someone probably came up with it before me, but I thought it was worth a shot
4. New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'. Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.
5. I matched with this guy on Tinder. He said he wasn't like your average single Pringle – he was like a Dorito, edgy and spicy. I hooked up with him. He definitely wasn't plain round.
6. Want to hear a quality joke about knives? On second thought, I can't tell it. It's too edgy
7. Why are people into Flat Earth Theory? Because it's edgy.
8. Do you know why I hate hexagons more than squares? Because hexagons are more edgy
9. My girlfriend says she's going to a club called "The Cube" tonight... Sounds pretty edgy to me.
10. My favourite shape is an iscosehedron Yeah, I'm that edgy

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Edgy One Liners

Which edgy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edgy? I can suggest the ones about edge and nerdy.

1. What did the Polygon say to the Circle when the Circle wanted to be more edgy? Triangles.
2. Edgy jokes are like my life Sad and depressing but people still manage to laugh at it.
3. Every shape is basically a circle It's just that they are all edgy.
4. I don't like dodecahedrons They are too edgy for me.
5. The main reason everybody hates flat Earthers ...is because they're so edgy.
6. Why are some black comedians so edgy. Dark humor
7. Why did the edgy teenager lock himself in the freezer ? He taught it was cool.
8. Why do knives not make great friends? Because they're really edgy!
9. I was gonna tell you an edgy joke... But I don't think it'll make the cut
10. What do you call it when a school is made for Tumblr teens? Edgy-cation....
    I'm sorry
11. I'm like Microsoft Edge Nobody likes me, but I'm edgy
12. Where do edgy teens come from? Angsterdam.
13. I hate it when kids spell "angel" as "angle" They're just trying to be edgy.
14. Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!
15. My friend told me a joke about knives. I said it was too edgy.

Humorous Edgy Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about edgy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean edgar allen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make edgy pranks.