The Best 18 Edges Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Edges jokes. There are some edges verge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edges straight edge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Edges Jokes and Puns
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 10 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
So this piece of rope walks into a bar...
...and he tries to order a drink, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind roun' here!" The piece of rope walks outside, ties himself in half a couple times, rubs himself in the dirt and drags his edges. He walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Hey! Ain't you that same piece of rope?!" The piece of rope says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot!"
My wife texted me at lunch
"Window's frozen"
"Pour warm water on it, then lightly tap the edges with a hammer and chisel" I replied.
Ten minutes later, she called back.
"We need a new computer now".
My wife texted me on a cold winter morning...
My wife texted me on a cold winter morning, saying "Windows frozen, won't open. "
I texted her back, "gently pour some hot water along the edges, and tap it with a hammer. "
After a few minutes she texted back, "computer is really messed up now. "
A circle went to a party uninvited
"This party is only for shapes with edges. You cannot be here.", said the triangle.
The circle replied, sipping his drink, "I know. That's just how I roll."
I was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer's and Cancer
The cancer sucks, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!
Wait
No
I do
I can feel the edges of my mind unraveling; each piece, once so firmly put together, slowly falling away from my grasp. To know that the mind, the seat of who you are, can simply... disintegrate, like a mighty sandcastle in the tide...
Well, at least I don't have cancer.
What is the difference between a piece of fabric with elastic around the edges, designed to go on a bed, and an unexpected bout of diarrhea when wearing sandals?
One is a fitted sheet...
I like my women like I like my sliced meat...
Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges.
The other day, my wife asked me if I could help her with a puzzle. She couldn't find any edges to start with and the colors all resembled each other.
After taking a look at the puzzle, I told her to put the corn flakes back in the box
How does the worker of the curved edges factory feel about his job?
Pointless.
I feel bad for the people that mow the edges of golf courses.
They have a rough job.
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Your mother is like the Atlantic Seaboard.
Huge, rough around the edges, and everyone has 24/7 access to her.
So I found a great new barber practiced In the art of wet shaving.
His name is Sweeney Todd he is a little rough with the edges but you sure can't beat his cut-throat prices.
Why did the sXe kid get kicked out of the drum circle?
Because a circle has no straight edges.
The circle of life is a square with three edges ...
Love and empathy ....
[NSFW] Phil Mickelson edges Tiger Woods and wins $9 million
Phil Mickelson edges Tiger Woods and wins $9 million, I would have done it for 1 million.
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"He who lives by the sword , dies by the sword.", said Jesus.
That's why I use a hammer, it can't possibly be mistaken for a sword. It doesn't even have any sharp edges!
Kayne West was originally going to sing John Legend's recent hit song
But they gave it to John Legend after Kayne changed the chorus to: "Cause all of me, loves all of me. Love my curves and all my edges. All my perfect perfections"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the edges boundary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working edges adhesive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.