Edged Jokes

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UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves.

The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card.

My opinion on abortion is kind of a double edged sword...

I like the idea of killing babies, but not the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions.

Trump and Clinton had a race around The White House...

Trump edged out Clinton by 10 seconds, but both paled to Bush. He completed it in 9:11.

Everything is a double edged sword.

Even a single edged sword. One side is sharp, but the other is dull and mostly useless. It's kind of a double edged sword.

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