The Best 6 Edged Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edged jokes. There are some edged humbly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edged edge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Edged Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a walnut and a chestnut?

How long you edged.

UK and USA are in a contest to destroy themselves.

The UK edged ahead with Brexit, but the US just played their trump card.

My opinion on abortion is kind of a double edged sword...

I like the idea of killing babies, but not the idea of giving women the chance to make decisions.

Trump and Clinton had a race around The White House...

Trump edged out Clinton by 10 seconds, but both paled to Bush. He completed it in 9:11.

Everything is a double edged sword.

Even a single edged sword. One side is sharp, but the other is dull and mostly useless. It's kind of a double edged sword.


I made a round edged dull sword today

But there was no point in doing that

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the edged sharp jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working edged unsharpened piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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