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158 edge jokes and hilarious edge puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about edge that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Edge Short Jokes

Short edge jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edge humour may include short corner jokes also.

  1. I debated a flat earther once he stormed off saying he'd walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
    He'll come around, eventually.
  2. Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? (Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
  3. I just got kicked out of flat earth Facebook groups because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
  4. Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? It's where the students have the most potential.
  5. Flat earthers are very worried about the COVID-19 pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
  6. I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff... As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"
    So I started smiling...
  7. I debated a flat earther once. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually.
  8. I had a debate with a flat earther. He said he'll walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong. I'm sure he'll come around.
  9. I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, "You spoil those dogs."
  10. Flat Earthers It's funny making a flat earth beliver angry, but if you push them over the edge then you're only proving them right.

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Edge One Liners

Which edge one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edge? I can suggest the ones about blade and dent.

  1. If the earth really is flat Wouldn't cats have pushed everything off the edge by now?
  2. My ex updated her status on Facebook to standing on the edge of a cliff. So I poked her
  3. Your mama is so fat….. On one edge of her passport photo, it says continued on next page.
  4. Bono and The Edge walk into a bar The bartender sighs ugh, not you two again…
  5. I love relaxing with some sand paper It's just a little something to take the edge off
  6. What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology
  7. Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, "Ugh, U2 again?"
  8. Microsoft Edge is a big improvement over IE... It downloads Chrome twice as fast!
  9. Earth can not be flat Because if it was cats would have pushed everything from the edge
  10. Apple is releasing a new product called the iKnife. It's cutting edge technology.
  11. Knives are extremely advanced They are all cutting edge technology
  12. I've started blunting knives to help myself relax. Really takes the edge off.
  13. I hate the new Windows 10 update. It puts me on Edge.
  14. What's the difference between a walnut and a chestnut? How long you edged.
  15. What do you call an innovation in scissors? Cutting-edge technology

Edge Up Jokes

Here is a list of funny edge up jokes and even better edge up puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A buddy of mine is one of those flat Earther's. He said he's angry and going to the edge. I have a feeling he'll come around.
  • If there was a reality show about flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world The ending would be a cliffhanger.
  • Flat earthers are very worried about the pandemic. They are afraid that social distancing measures may push people over the edge.
  • The Covid19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
  • I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group. I just got kicked out of Flat Earth Facebook group because I asked if the 6 foot social distancing guideline has pushed anyone over the edge yet.
  • My friend was so convinced of flat earth, he said he was going to Antartica to find the edge. He came around eventually.
  • What is the best proof we have that the world is not flat? If it were, cats would have knocked everything off the edge by now.
  • I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser Using Firefox helps take the *Edge* off.
  • I just got kicked out of a Flat Earth Facebook group.... .... because I asked if the 1.5m social distancing had pushed anyone over the edge yet.
  • Why do accordion players always play on the edge of the stage? So they can be closer to their cars when the gig is over.

Over The Edge Jokes

Here is a list of funny over the edge jokes and even better over the edge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • How do we know the earth is round? Because if it was flat, cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.
  • I sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers, the wife leans in and says: You spoil those dogs ....
  • A physicist goes outside and sees a man standing on the edge of a roof The physicist shouts Don't jump, you have so much potential!
  • Flat Earth theory debunked We can say with certainty that the Earth is not flat because if it was cats would have tossed everything off the edge already.
  • Want to know how I KNOW the Earth isn't flat? Cats would've pushed everything off the edge by now.
  • A new study of dolphins was recently performed... The study showed that within a few weeks in captivity, they were able to teach humans to stand at the edge of their pool and throw fish at them.
  • Did you hear about the guy who tried to prove the Earth was flat by walking to the edge? He finally came around.
  • We should line up all the parents who do not vaccinate their children... and push them off the edge of the earth
  • Bono and the Edge walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says Not U2 again
  • I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser... It's pushing me to the Edge
Edge joke, I'm so annoyed at how much Microsoft tries to make me use their browser...

Cutting Edge Jokes

Here is a list of funny cutting edge jokes and even better cutting edge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Sure, lightsabers are cutting edge technology but the Death Star is groundbreaking
  • The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time It had cutting edge technology
  • What do you call a major advancement made by an emo? Cutting edge technology.
  • Why don't we use swords anymore? Aren't they still cutting edge technology?
  • I have a phobia of edges I'm going to start cutting corners to avoid them
  • Guys I designed my own knife It uses cutting edge technology
    (Also blue cheese)
  • I saw a man cutting a pizza with a smart phone I know it's cutting edge technology but jeez
  • Say what you want about the graphics for Lara Croft's bosom in the original Tomb Raider At the time, they were cutting edge.
  • I lost my pizza cutter so I tried to use an old Rod Stewart CD instead. It worked all right at first, but the plastic edge got dull right away. The first cut was the deepest.
  • Told this joke to my mom, and my dad overheard and laugh loudly, proud moment for me. Even until now knives keep being...Cutting edge technology

Microsoft Edge Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft edge jokes and even better microsoft edge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Chrome and Microsoft edge were having an argument when suddenly... Microsoft edge stopped responding
  • A knife with a foam blade? Microsoft Edge.
  • Why are Microsoft employees never relaxed? Because they're always on Edge.
  • I never understood why people hate Internet Explorer and Microsoft Edge so much I am always able to flawlessly download the Firefox Installer using them.
  • I'm like Microsoft Edge Nobody likes me, but I'm edgy
  • What browser do Linkin Park use? Microsoft Edge
  • What you call when you delete Microsoft Edge browser from your computer? Cutting Edge technology!
  • I just opened up Microsoft Edge... Now I can download Google Chrome in style.
  • There must be flat-earthers at Microsoft. Or why would one call a browser for the worldwide web Edge?
  • Everyone says 'Googling' when they Google something, but what do you say when using Microsoft Edge? Edging

Straight Edge Jokes

Here is a list of funny straight edge jokes and even better straight edge puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What do you call a goth guy who likes women? A straight edge
  • Chuck Norris can trisect an angle... ...With only a straight edge and a compass
  • What do you call a straight edge kid taking painkillers? An oxymoron
  • Why did the sXe kid get kicked out of the drum circle? Because a circle has no straight edges.
  • A blacksmith is stressed So he goes into his shop and starts holding a sword straight against the grindstone. His apprentice comes in and asks
    "What are you doing?"
    "Oh just taking the edge off"
  • What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me.
  • I am straight edge Just like the razor I use to chop my c**...
Edge joke, I am straight edge

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about edge can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of edge puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Ridiculous Edge Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about edge you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean lined jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make edge prank.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?"

"Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?"
"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces."
"Look on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said.
The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box."

The Edge walks into a bar.

U2 guitarist The Edge walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I'll ......................................... have a pint of Guinness."
The bartender replies "What's with all the delay?"

When I was a kid in Scotland...

...I asked my dad once day
"How come you always screw the sheep on the edge of the cliffs? Isn't that kind of dangerous?"
He said "Yes, son, it is, but it makes the sheep push back a lot harder."

Poor Boy

A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out.
A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, "Whats wrong, my child?"
"My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"
The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says "This really isn't your day is it, my son?"

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!

A Texan and a New Yorker are sitting in a bar.

The Texan, feeling boastful, says, "Back home in Texas, I can get in my truck at sunup and drive a straight shot until sundown without reaching the edge of my property."
The New Yorker nods sympathetically and replies, "Yeah. I had a car like that once."

A young boy was standing on the edge of a cliff.

He was crying while looking down at a burning car. A man was walking by when he saw the boy was crying so he approched him and asked "What's wrong?". The boy answered that his parents were in the burning car and that they both were dead. Then the man unzipped his pants and said "This really isn't your day,kid.."

You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night?

He got a little too close to the edge.

My pi day joke

There was a village that had four competing pie shops, each inhabiting their own corner of the town. One of these shops was named "The Circle".
The Circle wanted to gain an edge on the other shops, they wanted to stand out. They realized they could transport more pies in their boxes if they made the pies square instead of circular, so they would stack better. The only place in the village to have these oddly-shaped pies is at The Circle.
So, for the area of The Circle, the pie are squared.

A man goes to a fortune teller...

..., where she, in horrified voice, tells him that he'll make the world miserable in the near future. The man, down as f**k, starts walking home, where he sees a small boy standing on the edge of a bridge. He quickly runs to him and saves him from s**.... Happy that he did something good for humanity asks the boy what's his name. Adolf h**..., the boy replies.

Scottish man at the ranch

A scottish man is visiting a texas oilman. They spend hours touring the ranch; it's an enormous property. Eventually the oilman brags, "I can jump in my car and drive until sun down. I'd never hit the edge of my claim!". The scotsman replies, "Aye, I had a car like that once too".

How do you trap an elephant?

Start by digging a big hole in the ground then fill it with ashes. Take some peanuts and place them around the edge of the hole. When the elephant comes to eat the peanuts, kick him in the ash-hole.

A man bought a horse from a pastor of a church...

The pastor explains to him "to make the horse go yell 'Thank God!' And to make it stop yell 'Hallelujah'". He is riding the horse and gets distracted when he notices he is about to ride off a cliff and begins to yell "Hallelujah! Hallelujah!", and the horse stops just at the edge of the cliff. He wipes his sweat off and says "Phew! Thank God!".
*Old Russian joke my dad used to tell*

Bill Gates Goes Fishing

Bill Gates goes fishing. Suddenly his fishing pole starts to jiggle, he quickly pulls it and see a gold fish hanging on it's edge.
"WAIT! PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!" the fish screams.
Bill answers: "oh wow, a talking fish! That's amazing! There you go little guy, I was going to release you anyway" and sets him free.
The fish turns around and say: "Thank you, now how about a wish?"
Bill answers: "Oh alright... what do you want?"

Heresy

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Well ... are you religious or atheist?"
"Religious."
"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"
"Christian."
"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
To which I said, "Die, heretic s**...!" and pushed him off.
~Emo Philips

A man lives on the 15th floor of an apartment.

One rainy Saturday afternoon he walks out onto his balcony and sticks his hand out over the edge to see if it's raining or not, and a glass eye falls into his hand. He looks up, and there is a gorgeous woman standing on the balcony above him, who apologises and says she was just leaning out to check the rain and her glass eye fell out. She asks him to bring it up the stairs to her, which he does immediately. To say thanks, she kisses him on the mouth. Mildly surprised, he asks, "Do you do that to every guy you meet?"
And she replies, "Only the ones that catch my eye."

I was walking across a bridge...

and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!"

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

I said, "Well there's so much to live for."

"Like what?"

"Well, are you religious or atheist?"

"Religious."

"Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

"Christian."

"Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too! Are you Baptist or Episcopalian!"

"Baptist."

"Me too! Are you Baptist Church or God or Reformed Baptist Church of God"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1893 or Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1917?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God Reformation of 1917."

To which I said, "Die, heretic s**...!" as I pushed him off the bridge.

Homeless man and a Suicidal Woman.

A woman was standing on the edge of a bridge ready to jump, a homeless man approached her and the woman said "NO! NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL STOP ME FROM JUMPING, I AM WORTHLESS!!"
The homeless man replied "Okay, fine. But before you do, will you have s**... with me? I haven't had s**... in 25 years."
The woman replied "No, you're disgusting."
The homeless man turned and began to walk away when the woman said "WAIT! THAT'S IT? YOU'RE NOT GONNA TALK ME OUT OF THIS?"
The homeless man turned, smiled and said, "I'm going to the bottom, if I hurry, you'll still be warm."

A guy is doing 90 in a 75 and sees lights from a patrol car in the mirror...

He thinks furiously for a moment and then floors it, 95... 100.. 110... Finally, with the officer still hot on his tail he slows to a crawl and pulls over to the roadside.
The officer, obviously on edge, cautiously approaches the car as the man rolls down the window and places hands out where they can easily be seen.
"You were going a little fast there," the officer says "but it is the end of my shift and tonight the boys are coming over for beers and cards, so you have exactly one chance to explain yourself."
The man, with all the sincerity he could muster, replied "Sir, round about a year ago my wife left me for a state trooper. I tell ya, that nag leaving was the best thing that ever happened to me and I knew it was too good to be true because when I saw your lights in the rearview, I could have sworn you were bringing her back."
The officer paused for a moment and said "Have a nice day and drive safe."

Three women sat discussing their husbands and their s**... lives.

"My husband's a wrestler," said the first. "He's really strong and aggressive in bed."
"My husband's an artist," said the second. "He's really gentle and sensitive."
"My husband's an IBM salesman," said the third. "He sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how good it's going to be when I finally get it."

I sat on the edge of my bed, gently tugging off my boxers... ;)

My wife thinks I spoil those dogs.

What do you call the knight who measures the edge of the round table?.

Sir cumfrence.

A woman gets home from work and hears her husband call out from the bedroom...

Husband: can you come here and help me with this clock?
The woman walks in the room and sees her husband sitting at the edge of their bed with a r**... hard-on
Wife: thats not a clock
Husband: it will be when you put two hands and a face on it.

A physicist goes to the top of the empire state building and sees a man about to leap to his death

He runs up to him and says, "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
Relieved, the man climbs off the edge and follows the physicist down to the street. The physicist then looks at him again and says: "ah... Never mind".

I'm not addicted to sand paper

I just need something to take the edge off

This sub is overdoing it with the flat earther jokes...

... you're pushing them over the edge.

I was having an argument with my flat earthier friend ...

... He said he'd walk to the edge of the world to prove he was right. He came around eventually.

A homeless guy sees a lady about to kill herself.

He walks up to her standing on the edge of a tall bridge and says, hey I know what you're about to do, and I won't pretend to understand or stop you, but before you do, can we please have s**...? It's been a really long time.
She replies, no you sicko!
So he says it's cool. I'll just go wait at the bottom.

When a flat-Earther acts carelessly, what is he doing?

Living on the edge.

A m**... attempted to commit s**......

... they failed to find the edge of the Earth.

Book Jokes.

I read a thriller in Braille.
You can really feel the suspense.
I'm reading a book about Anti-Gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I read a book about submarine construction.
It's riveting.
I'm reading a book about adhesives.
It has me glued to my seat .
I read a book on s**....
It had me on the edge of my building.
Feel free to insert more. :)

The real reason for the missing of many flat-earthers in recent weeks as suggested by their friends of similar thought

The Flat Earth Society has reported that the 6 foot social distancing measures have led to the pushing of some of their members over the edge.

One time I debated a flat earthier.

He got so mad that he stormed off saying that he would walk to the edge of the earth just to prove me wrong. He'll come around eventually

A woman says to her lawyer "I want to divorce my husband."

‟On what grounds?
‟Grounds? We have two acres at the edge of town with a big lawn and some fruit trees.
‟No, that's not what I meant. Do you have a grudge?
‟Yes, we've a two car garage but only one car so we use the rest for storage.
^(getting exasperated) ‟Does he beat you up?
‟No, I'm up by 6:30 and sometimes he does not get up until after I've left for work.
‟WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
‟We just can't seem to communicate.

Just came up with this, as far as I know

A man walks into a gastroenterologist's office and stops to stand just at the edge of the seating area. The receptionist waits for him to approach but he fidgets uncomfortably, staring at the wooden seats between himself and the counter. Sir, why don't you come over here so we can get you checked in? says the receptionist.
That's why I'm here, he says, I have difficulty passing stools.

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...

...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the h**... are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"

A redditor repeating 15, 15, 15 ... passes by a hedge fund manager.

The hedge fund manager starts to follow him curiously. The redditor keeps repeating 15. The hedge fund manager follows him out of the town, on an unpaved road, to the edge of a cliff where the redditor looks down repeating 15. The hedge fund manager comes next to him to look down into the cliff. The redditor pushes him in. 16, 16, 16....

r/atheism is like a pizza cutter

All edge with no point

A student was standing at the edge of the roof of his school and was about jump off and commit s**....

Suddenly from the school grounds his physics teacher yells to him, "Don't jump, you've got lots of potential!"

A cowboy buys a horse from the town pastor.

To make the horse go, you gotta yell, Thank God! And to make it stop, yell, Hallelujah," explains the pastor.
The cowboy thanks him and rides off. He rides all day and starts to nod off in the saddle when he notices he is about to ride straight over a cliff.
Quickly he yells to the horse, Hallelujah! Hallelujah! The horse grinds to a stop just at the edge of the cliff.
The cowboy wipes the sweat off his forehead, sighs and says, *"Phew, Thank God."*

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

I found a fly on the edge of the u**... today

I p**... him off

Edge joke, I found a fly on the edge of the u**... today

jokes about edge

Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these edge jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.