Edgar Jokes

Funniest Edgar Short Jokes

Short edgar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The edgar humour may include short jay jokes also.

1. Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him? Poetry!
2. You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say? Poetry!
3. Edgar (His nickname is, 'E') was a good man. One day he gave me 20 bucks. I said, "Aye, E. I owe you."
4. I wrote a silly comment about Poe's Law being named after Edgar Allen Poe but for some reason people thought I was serious.
5. what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door That's so Raven
6. My librarian keeps a gerbil in a cage at the reception desk. I asked her, "Why did you name the gerbil Edgar Rice?" "Because," she responded, "Edgar Rice burrows."
7. What happens to Edgar Allen Poe's house during winter? It Frosts over before you sleep and Frosts over before you sleep.
8. Why is a raven like a writing desk? Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
9. Have you heard about the male stripper who is also a poet/writer? His name is Edgar Allen Pole
10. What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......b**...!!!

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Edgar One Liners

Which edgar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with edgar? I can suggest the ones about repairman and edgar allen poe.

1. What do you say to warn Edgar Allen Poe about the tree he's about to walk into? Poetry!
2. What do you call it when Edgar Allen Poe hosts an indoor strobe party? A Rave-in
3. What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? "...ugh nevermind"
4. I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore
5. What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak? A sturdy poetry.
6. My pet horse has started writing poetry. Edgar Allan Poe-ny
7. Poetry! What you say when Edgar Allen is about to run into a tree.
8. Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.
9. are we there yet? Edgar jay olmos there.
10. Which cop writes poems about ravens? Edgar Allan Po-Po
11. What did Edgar Allen Poe name his cat? Poepurry
12. What's Edgar Allan Poe's greatest philosophical contemplation? TB or not TB.
13. Where does Edgar Allen Poe get his mail? at his P.O. Box
14. What do you call a goth with a f**...?? Edgar Allan Toes
15. Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story about n**... cars in disguise. The mask of a cunty auto.

Cheeky Edgar Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about edgar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean technician jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make edgar pranks.