The Best 18 Edgar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Edgar jokes. There are some edgar repairman jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these edgar edgar allen poe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Edgar Jokes and Puns

Edgar Allen Poe is about to walk into a tree and you only have enough time to say one word before he hits it. What should you say to him?


What do you say to warn Edgar Allen Poe about the tree he's about to walk into?


What do you call a Goth with a foot fetish??

Edgar Allan Toes

What do the brave men, and women who protect our towns and cities have in common with some very small bugs that get stuck in Edgar Allan Poe's hair have in common?

They're both Po-Lice.

* my wife kicked me out of the car shortly after telling you this joke. Crazy part about it is I was driving at the time.

What do you call it when Edgar Allen Poe hosts an indoor strobe party?

A Rave-in

What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe?

"...ugh nevermind"

I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe


Edgar joke, I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe

You only have enough time to say one word to Edgar Allan Poe who is about to walk into a tree. What do you say?


Edgar (His nickname is, 'E') was a good man.

One day he gave me 20 bucks. I said, "Aye, E. I owe you."

What do you get when you cross Edgar Allen Poe and an oak?

A sturdy poetry.

My pet horse has started writing poetry.

Edgar Allan Poe-ny

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I wrote a silly comment about Poe's Law being named after Edgar Allen Poe

but for some reason people thought I was serious.

Edgar Allen Poe wrote a story about nasty cars in disguise.

The mask of a cunty auto.

what did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door

That's so Raven

My librarian keeps a gerbil in a cage at the reception desk. I asked her, "Why did you name the gerbil Edgar Rice?" "Because," she responded,

"Edgar Rice burrows."


What you say when Edgar Allen is about to run into a tree.

Edgar joke, Poetry!

Ice Cube visits Edgar Allen Poe

Wakes him up by rapping at his chamber door.

What happens to Edgar Allen Poe's house during winter?

It Frosts over before you sleep and Frosts over before you sleep.

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