eddie murphy Jokes

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Classic Eddie Murphy Joke:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
The bear turns to the rabbit and asks "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?"
The rabbit offended replies "No I don't have a problem with shit sticking to my fur"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit


Eddie Murphy Cosby joke - SNL joke controversy!

Eddie Murphy: But if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home ... house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet.
Who is America's Dad now?


I hated Shrek

Eddie Murphy was just a real jackass


I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy...

I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.


A bear and a rabbit are in the woods

shitting. The bear asks the rabbit, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur? The rabbit says no, and then the bear proceeds to wipe his ass with the rabbit.
Credit- Eddie Murphy.


TIL: For the past decade, Eddie Murphy has been researching and studying the health benefits of almonds.

He has become the Nutty Professor.


What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?



I love dark humor...

Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, Chappelle


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