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Said the man in the pub to the bear.
First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Eddie Murphy: But if you would have told me 30 years ago that I would be this boring, stay-at-home ... house dad and Bill Cosby would be in jail, even I would have took that bet.
Who is America's Dad now?
He needed to have an Even Flow.
1-800-CAKRDTH
It doesn't get Eddie Vedder than this
I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not.
Cause he didn't know Eddie Vedder
The Pearl Jam front man assures fans that, "Ooh ho I-hi, Iiiii, I'm still alive."
"I'd tap that!"
nobody knows why.
First daughter..... Guy knocks on the door and says "Hi I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo and take her to a show is she ready to go?" Second daughter.... Guy knocks on the door and says, "hi I'm Eddie I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" Third daughter.... Guy knocks on the door and says "hi my name is CHUCK!" Dad promptly slams the door!!!!
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They both killed suicide silence.
You don't gotta rub it in Eddie Vedder.
Even Flo.
There's an Eddie Stobart movie just been released and is airing in cinemas now. I went to go watch it at my local cinema. The actual movie sucked but at least the trailer was good.
Eddie Murphy was just a real jackass
But three songs in I still wasn't feeling Eddie Vedder
A boy knocks on the door and says "I'm Eddie and I'm here to take Betty for spaghetti."
The farmer calls Betty and she goes on her date with the young man.
Another boy knocks on the door and says to the farmer "I'm Joe and I'm here to take Flo to the show".
The farmer calls Flo downstairs and the two go to the show.
A third boy then knocks on the front door and says "I'm Chuck..." and the farmer shoots him.
The waitress comes over and asks what they want to drink. The first asks for a glass of O-positive. The second asks for a glass of B-negative. The third says, "I'm on a diet, so I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns to the bartender and says, "Eddie! Two bloods and a blood light!"
an Eddie Vanhaler
He goes out to buy some replacements, and sees that the colour options available consist of blue and yellow.
After testing both colours of bulb on his lamp, he decides that he likes the yellow LED better.
He has become the Nutty Professor.
Eddie Stobart was chasing me.
It was a logistical nightmare.
Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart, Kat Williams, Chappelle
Eddie broccoli
The first line should have been 'It's round.' – Eddie Izzard
A. Eddie Van Halon.
his pearl jammies of course!
Eddie was driving down the road and a met a car coming the other way. Although there was room to pass easily, Eddie forced the oncoming car to slow down and wound down his window and shouted 'Pig'. The other driver looked in his rear view mirror and swore at Eddie. Then his car hit the pig.
A farmer wants to meet his daughters boyfriend before their date a few minutes later the doorbell rings the boy at the door says my name is Joe I'm here for Flo we are going to the show is she ready to go, later the door rings again and another boy says my name is Eddie I'm here for Betty we are going to eat spaghetti is she ready again a boy rings the doorbell and he says my name is Tucker and I'm here to... and the farmer shot the boy dead immediately.
Can say it doesn't get Eddie Vedder than that!
Only one cared enough to answer.
Eddie Vedder said he liked the yellow LED better.
Two Tickets to America
Five minutes into his journey, King Arthur hears Eddie screaming for him to stop. King Arthur signals his steed to halt and waits for Eddie to catch up.
"Eddie!" the king says, "What's the matter?"
"Your highness," says Eddie. "You gave me the wrong key."
My dad passed away yesterday (this is true). He was 87 and had a good innings. We've done the bulk of our grieving and all is good. My brother sent me this message this morning:
"I reckon dad has already told Eddie Van Halen to turn the volume down."
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