The Best 4 Eddie Izzard Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Eddie Izzard Jokes and Puns

I like my (wo)men like I like my coffee...

...hot, black, and strong
^(possibly the original)

...thin, pale, and extra-sweet.

...50% alcohol.

...all over my genitals while I'm trying to drive.

...I don't like coffee.

...imported from micronesia.

...free, fresh and in the breakroom.

...huge and cheap with room for cream.

...cold, bitter, expensive and Italian.

...in a plastic cup.
^(eddie izzard)

...ground up, roasted, and quickly disposed of.

The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline

1-800-CAKRDTH

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear.

First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

If God had written the Bible

The first line should have been 'It's round.' – Eddie Izzard

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