Ed Sheeran Jokes

Funniest Ed Sheeran Short Jokes

Short ed sheeran jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ed sheeran humour may include short elton john jokes also.

1. There were plans to change the design of the 21st letter of the alphabet but Ed Sheeran stopped them He's in love with the shape of u
2. So Nicole Scherzinger has gone from Lewis Hamilton to Ed Sheeran... Guess orange really is the new black.
3. Why is Ed Sheeran's favourite math unit parabolas? Because he's in love with the shape of U.
4. Do you know what happened the first time Ed Sheeran started flirting with a girl before he was famous? She ran.
5. Why doesn't Ed Sheeran have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away.
   (Saw this somewhere, and am gingerly sharing this punny piece)
6. What did Ed Sheeran say when he finished Despicable Me for the 3rd time? I'm in love with the shape of Gru
7. People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad... But I thought amy winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.
8. What's Ed Sheeran's favorite Lucky Charms? The Rainbow and Horseshoe. He's in love with the shape of U.
9. Ed has no girlfriend because Sheeran away.
   (I don't know if this has already been posted here before sorry if it is)
10. She fell in love with his music... But when she saw Ed... Sheeran!

Share These Ed Sheeran Jokes With Friends

Ed Sheeran One Liners

Which ed sheeran one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ed sheeran? I can suggest the ones about eric clapton and english man.

1. Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
2. Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend? Sheeran.
3. What is the one genre of music that Ed Sheeran can never play? Soul
4. Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away.
5. Yo Mama So Fat Ed Sheeran had a seizure trying to describe the shape of her
6. Ed has no girlfriend Because Sheeran away
7. What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ? Soul
8. What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.
9. Do you know why Ed doesn't have a girlfriend? Because Sheeran away.
10. What did the girl do when she saw Ed? Sheeran
11. What do you call a dead Ed Sheeran? Lt. Ed Sheeran.
12. Where is Ed Sheeran's wife? Shee ran.
13. I listened to the new Ed Sheeran album. I can't wait for Exponentiate.
14. Ed Sheeran opened up a barber shop... ...and named it 'Head Sheerin'
15. What was the English singers Sheep Farm called? Eds Sheeran

Cheerful Ed Sheeran Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about ed sheeran you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean edgar allen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ed sheeran pranks.