The Best 18 Ecstasy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ecstasy jokes. There are some ecstasy passion jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ecstasy ease puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ecstasy Jokes and Puns

At university, students had to come up with a sentence in which the words "love" and "sex" both appeared

A female student's composition:

'When two people deeply and passionately love each other, and both reach a high level of mutual respect, then society morally and spiritually encourages that these two people should unite in the ecstasy of physical sex.'

A male student's composition:

'I love sex.'

I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week. Hopefully, by the end of this month...

...I'll be done reading this dictionary.

My grandma took my ecstasy, so I took her wheelchair.

Now neither of us are rolling.

Ecstasy joke, My grandma took my ecstasy, so I took her wheelchair.

I can bring a Lady to complete ecstasy with one hand

To be clear, Lady is my cat's name, and the hand in question operates the electric can opener

They say you can't buy happiness,

But between you and me, I know a guy.
Of course, he calls it ecstasy, but it's the same stuff.


If you took ecstasy and smoked pot

You'd be a rolling stone.

"Have you ever taken any ecstasy?" asked my friend.

"Yeah," I said. "My first love really enjoyed the ocean, actually."

Ecstasy joke, "Have you ever taken any ecstasy?" asked my friend.

What do you call a father that overdosed on ecstasy?

Dad with an E.

Why did the man decide to go to the optometrist before trying ecstasy since he wasn't planning on going to the beach?

Eye before E except after Sea.

What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy?

Kill-joy

Why should you never buy ecstasy off of Lily Savage

Because it would be poor low-grade E

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I gave my cows ecstasy thinking they'll make more milk

But the steaks were high.

Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths...

E by gum

What do you call a midnight run to get ecstasy?

A nocturnal E-mission!!!

I came up with this a few years ago and thought I should share with the masses:)

Call me old fashioned but...

I remember when ecstasy was throwing acid in the face of your enemies

I just got my Doctor of Medicine and my Master of Arts.

It's pure ecstasy.

Ecstasy joke, I just got my Doctor of Medicine and my Master of Arts.

I was on holiday in Venice recently...

...and I was going to take an ecstasy tablet to have a good night, but then I realised Venice was V nice without an e.

Tonight millions of women will be moaning my name in ecstasy

It's a common name.

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