The Best 60 Economy Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Economy jokes. There are some economy government jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 Funniest Economy Jokes and Puns
If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...
Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.
The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96.
Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
Depression
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I felt like I needed to end it all, so I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
I heard this one at school today
Jack and Amy both work for the same company. Their work is going fine until the economy falls and the company starts downsizing. The boss was given the option to fire one of them. He calls Amy into his office to break her the news. He says: "I'll either have to lay you or Jack off".
The economy is doing really bad...
Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room.
Sam walks into his boss's office.
Sir, I'll be straight with you, I know the economy isn't great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully ask for a raise.
After a few minutes of haggling the boss finally agrees to a 5 per cent raise, and Sam happily gets up to leave.
By the way , asks the boss as Sam is getting up, which three companies are after you?
The electric company, water company, and phone company , Sam replied.
An old joke no one I know likes
Two economists are sitting on a bench. One says to the other "do you understand the economy?"
The other economist says "Let me explain, I'm an economist. It starts--"
The other interrupts "Oh no, I understand. I'm an economist too. We can both explain the economy, do you *understand* it?"
Did you know that 69 is now 96?
With this worsening economy, it costs a lot more to eat out.
Europe must have a detergent based economy..
..because it's tough on Greece.
If I got a dollar everytime someone over 40 told me my generation sucks...
I'd have enough money to buy a house in the economy they ruined.
If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax...
Talk about saving the economy single-handedly.
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We should move to a herb based fuel economy
We can finally make the trains run on thyme.
A blonde boards a plane to Miami...
A blonde boards a plane to Miami and takes a seat in first class even though she has an economy ticket. A flight attendant tells her several times to move to economy class, but the blonde doesn't listen. Exasperated, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit. Seconds later the pilot steps out and whispers something in the blonde's ear. Immediately, she gets up from her seat and goes to economy class. Intrigued, the flight attendant asks the pilot how he managed to convince her to relinquish her seat.
"Easy" says the pilot, "I told her first class doesn't go to Miami"
My English teacher had a sore back today.
When someone asked him why, he said, "Well, i was trimming hedges, and I finished the first one, and i felt a little pinch in my back, but i just ignored it. But after the second one, my back just gave out on me."
To which i replied: "So, like the american economy- Fine after the first bush, collapsed after the second."
The Greek Economy
Forever A Loan!
you really have to admire brits who voted to leave
They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves.
Depression
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I was forwarded to a call centre in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they asked if I could drive a truck...
Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy?
We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar.
Did you guys hear that Ireland has the fastest growing economy in the world?
Yeah, their capital is always Dublin
Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election?
Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy.
Donald Trump's presidency is already positively affecting the economy.
Alcohol sales have never been higher.
A woman goes to the butcher shop to buy some sausages
When she gets them, she notices that they're half pork and half cornmeal. Bringing this up to the butcher, she says, "it's cornmeal on the left and pork on the right!" He tells her "It's to cut costs, ma'am. In this economy, it's so hard to make all ends meat."
If I had a dollar every time a baby boomer insulted me...
I could afford a house in the economy they ruined
Our government leaders have obviously never played Civ....
If they had they would know that not investing in education science and the economy coupled with an unreasonably large military is a a good way to get worked over by Gandhi later in the game.
A Frenchman and an Ethiopian got into a heated argument.
The Frenchman said, "We have better food, wine, standard of living, transportation, infrastructure, economy, and GDP than you! What do you have? Nothing!"
The Ethiopian answered, "At least we didn't surrender to the Axis!"
This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine
I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
-Emo Philips
A drunk man is pulled over by a policeman at 2am
The policeman asks, "hey there, may I ask where you're headed?"
"I'm off to a conference about the effects of alcohol. How it affects relationships, the economy, how it has an effect on my children."
"And who, may I ask is leading this conference at this hour?" Asks the policeman.
"My wife when I get home."
In today's economy what do Arts graduates bring to the table?
Your lunch.
What do my ex wife and the economy have in common?
Inflation over time
Cat ownership is like the economy
50% of cats are owned by the top 1% of cat lovers
When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink. The moral?
Invest in alcohol
The American economy is like a tree.
All the growth goes to the top.
Soviet Economics
1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:
- According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%
From the audience: That's great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??
Why does Ireland have the fastest growing economy in the world?
Because its capital is Dublin all the time!
What is a horse politician most important issue?
A stable economy
(Incert sitcom laugh track)
Personally I think removal of net neutrality will be great. It will offer our businesses new opportunities for development which will help the economy in the long run
Germany and the Czech Republic have left the EU to form their own fully integrated economy.
Their currency is called the ✓
The sexual position known as 69 should be called 96
With our economy, the cost of eating out has gone up
If I had a dollar for every time older people complained about millennials...
...I could fix the economy they broke.
If I had a dollar note for every time a baby boomer said my generation sucks...
I would have enough money to get a mortgage in the ruined economy they made.
Why do greeks fly buisness?
Because they dont have an economy
What's a horse's primary concern when voting?
A stable economy.
What's a horse's top priority when voting?
A stable economy.
Jaws
Americans, do you remember in "jaws" when the Mayor was so concerned about the economy, he told everyone it was safe to get back in the water?
Yo Mamma so ugly...
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
The economy is so bad
ExxonMobil just laid off 25 Congressmen.
Whitehouse has a new slogan to encourage everyone to get back to work, school and boost the economy...
**!!No Lives Matter!!**
Obesity is a problem and needs to be dealt with immediately
But remember, 50% off fast food restaurants for the month of August. Help the economy
Yo mama so ugly
Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
If you would have told me on Nov. 10 2016 that the Trump presidency would end with the economy failing and the country dying..
I would have totally believed you.
The position of 69 should be replaced by 96.
With the economy as it is, the cost of eating out has gone up.
I recently flew to Africa to do some charity work.
It was an eye-opening, shocking experience.
The poverty, the starvation, the fighting.... the *smell*, the noise....
I am never flying economy again.
What's the difference between a jungle cat who wrote his PhD thesis on the economic effects of taxation, and the order of insects that includes butterflies and moths?
One's a leopard doctor of tax economy, the other's a lepidopteral taxonomy
In Gulag
Inmates discussing what they were sent to Gulag for.
"I was always 5 minutes late, so they sent me here for sabotage. You?"
"I was always 5 minutes early, so they sent me here for espionage. How about you, comrade?"
"I was always on time, so they sent me here for harming Soviet economy by buying watch in capitalist country"
What's a horse's number one priority when voting?
The stable economy!
I heard all the Mexicans in the U.S. are going on strike for one day to show how vital they are to the economy
They're calling it Señor Skip Day
Wood fired pizza in this economy?
How's pizza gonna get a job now?
The Russian economy is improving drastically.
Soon even the poorest Russian will be a billionaire.
Three gulag inmates
"Three gulag inmates are telling each other what they're in for. The first one says: 'I was five minutes late for work, and they charged me with sabotage.'
The second says: 'For me it was just the opposite: I was five minutes early for work, and they charged me with espionage.'
The third one says: 'I got to work right on time, and they charged me with harming the Soviet economy by acquiring a watch in a capitalist country.'"
Ok I got one,
What is a horses top priority when voting?
A stable economy
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