The Best 25 Economists Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Economists jokes. There are some economists economy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these economists lightest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Economists Jokes and Puns

Two economists walk down a road...

Two economists walk down a road and they see a twenty dollar bill lying on the side-walk. One of them asks is that a twenty dollar bill? Then the other one answers It can't be, because someone would have picked it up already, and they keep walking.

An economists left leg is on fire and his right leg is frozen...

He says "on average I'm perfectly fine".

An old joke no one I know likes

Two economists are sitting on a bench. One says to the other "do you understand the economy?"

The other economist says "Let me explain, I'm an economist. It starts--"

The other interrupts "Oh no, I understand. I'm an economist too. We can both explain the economy, do you *understand* it?"

Why did they make economists?

To make the weather guys look good.

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.


What do plumbers and economists have in common?

They both deal with gross domestic product.

I missed yesterday's "most intellectual joke" thread, so I'll just leave this here instead.

Two economists are walking through town, when one of them stops suddenly and points to something thin and green on the sidewalk.

"Look there," he says to his companion. "Is that a $100 bill just lying there on the ground?"

"Impossible," the other replies. "If it was, someone would have picked it up by now."

Economists joke, I missed yesterday's "most intellectual joke" thread, so I'll just leave this here instead.

Why is it so hard for economists to go gluten free?

Because their food preferences are very sticky.

DYK that if you lined up all the world's economists end to end...

...they still wouldn't reach a conclusion?

A broken clock is right twice a day.

Which makes it more accurate than economists.

Two economists fall into a hole

they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.

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Economists...

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

For all you economics enthusiasts

Three economists go hunting and come across a deer.
The first economist aims and fires but the bullets misses and goes a little to the left.
The second economist aims and fires but the bullet misses and goes a little to the right.
The third economist starts celebrating and exclaims yahoo!!! We got it!!!

Economic research

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest.

There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island.

They had no money but over the next three years they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Someone else has do it, because the economist won't know if the bulb is recessed properly until it has already been turned at least 2 quarters.

Economists joke, How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A couple economists are strolling down the street

One looks in a store front window and says "That's a nice pair of shoes". The other replies, "Nonsense, if there was a nice pair of shoes, someone would have looted them already."

How many Keynesian economists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just leave it and in six months it corrects itself.

How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb?

All of them. Because that will generate employment and therefore more consumption, shifting the aggregate demand to the right.


Why do economists love sewage treatment plants?

Because they are a utility.

Why do economists exist?

So accountants have someone to laugh at.

How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

What do you get when you put five economists in the same room?

Six opinions.

Why we have economists?

To make weathercasters feel good.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?

Irrelevant - the light bulb's preferences are to be taken as given.

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