The Best 45 Economist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Economist jokes. There are some economist econ jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these economist ashore puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Economist Jokes and Puns

A geologist, physicist and an economist are marooned on a desert island with nothing to eat.

A can of soup washes ashore. They ponder how to open it. The geologist says, 'Let's smash it open with a rock.' The physicist says, 'Let's heat it up and blow it open.' The economist says, 'No, no. You guys will lose most of the soup. Let's just assume we have a can opener.'

Two economists fall into a hole

they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

Economist joke, An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow

Economists...

If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.

A chemist, a physicist, and an economist...

are all trapped on a desert island, trying to figure out how to open a can of food.

"Let's heat the can over the fire until the can explodes" says the chemist.

"No, no," says the physicist, "lets drop the can onto the rocks from the top of a tall tree"

"I have an idea," says the economist. "First, we assume a can opener..."


Grocery Economics

A man and his economist friend are having lunch.

the man mentions that he's noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. "I always buy a tub of margarine, but I've noticed that, even though it's the same price every time, there's less margarine in the tub. I can't figure out what's going on."

The economist friend nods with a knowing smile and responds "what you have there is a case of the Law of diminishing Margarinal returns."

Why was Noah a great economist?

He kept his stock afloat while everything else was in liquidation.

Economist joke, Why was Noah a great economist?

An old joke no one I know likes

Two economists are sitting on a bench. One says to the other "do you understand the economy?"

The other economist says "Let me explain, I'm an economist. It starts--"

The other interrupts "Oh no, I understand. I'm an economist too. We can both explain the economy, do you *understand* it?"

An economist is walking down the street with a friend...

The friend points and says, "Hey, there's a twenty-dollar bill on the ground!" The economist says, "Can't be. If there was a twenty-dollar bill on the ground, someone would have picked it up by now."

Assume a can opener

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island with no tools and a can of food. The physicist and the chemist each devised an ingenious mechanism for getting the can open; the economist merely says, "Assume we have a can opener".

What does an economist call the munchies?

Joint demand.

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How do we know that Tom Brady isn't a monetary economist?

Because he has no opinion on deflation.

An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race.

He preferred the long run over the short run.

A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on an island with nothing to eat

A can of soup washes ashore.
The physicist says, "Let's smash the can open with a rock.
The chemist says, "Let's build a fire and heat the can first.
The economist says, "Let's assume that we have a can opener."Β  (Paul Samuelson)

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

What would Hitler have said to the Jews if he were a Keynesian economist?

"In the short run, _you're_ all dead!"

Economist joke, What would Hitler have said to the Jews if he were a Keynesian economist?

What do you call a parrot that repeats "Supply and Demand" over and over?

An economist.

An economist found himself one night in a bar standing beside a gorgeous woman.

"Would you be willing to sleep with me for $1 million? he asked her.

She looked him over. There wasn't much to seeβ€”but still, $1 million! She agreed to go back to his room.

All right then, he said. Would you be willing to sleep with me for $100?

A hundred dollars! she shot back. What do you think I am, a prostitute?

We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price.

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?

Irrelevant - the light bulb's preferences are to be taken as given.


How does an economist open a can of beans?

"Assume you have a can opener..."

A historian and an economist are sitting on the porch of a nudist colony...

The historian asks, "Have you read Marx?"

The economist replies, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."

An economist walks out of the Brookings Institution

When he walks out, he sees a gas station under construction, and says,

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

Why do economists exist?

So accountants have someone to laugh at.

"Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?"

"It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."

An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble....

And that's how stock markets came into existence!!!

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Someone else has do it, because the economist won't know if the bulb is recessed properly until it has already been turned at least 2 quarters.

Two economists walk down a road...

Two economists walk down a road and they see a twenty dollar bill lying on the side-walk. One of them asks is that a twenty dollar bill? Then the other one answers It can't be, because someone would have picked it up already, and they keep walking.

Why did the Economist cross the road?

Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)

Three men are on a train.

One is an economist, one is a logician, and the other is a mathematician.

They are riding into Scotland, as they pass a brown cow.

The economist says, "Look, the cows in Scotland are brown."

The logician says, "No, there are cows in Scotland of which at least one is brown"

The mathematician says, "No, There is at least one cow in scotland, of which one side appears to be brown from this distance"

There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island.

They had no money but over the next three years they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.

An economists left leg is on fire and his right leg is frozen...

He says "on average I'm perfectly fine".

A Engineer, a Chemist and an Economist get stranded on a island.

From the ship that crashed, some canned food washed ashore.

The Engineer says We need to open the cans with these rocks

The Chemist says We could blow the top off using a combination of these minerals I've found

The Economist says Ok, so let's assume we have a can opener

One economist asks another economist, "How's your wife?"...

The other economist replies, "Compared to what?"

Teach a parrot the words supply and demand,

and you've got yourself an economist.

An economist was asked in a talk about how to solve 3 issues

"How would you solve the inevitable future problems of overpopulation, water and employment?"

"Well" he says, "In the future when the water get scarce, we will probably go to war so it can be secured, which will solve the employment problem, and the population should go down as well."

A carpenter, a tailor, a sailor, a priest and an economist were stranded on a desert island.

"I could chop down the trees and make a raft." Says the carpenter.
"I can stitch a few sheets into a mast."
Says the tailor.
"I can navigate the oceans with the help of the stars."
Says the sailor.
"I will pray for favourable winds and good luck."
Says the the priest.
All they needed now was to chop down a tree to make the raft.
"That's easy," says the economist. "Let's assume an axe."

A Mathematician an Economist and an Account are at a bar

The bar tender asks them what 2+2 is. The Mathematician says it is 4. The economist says it depends on how the supply and demand curves are at the time but generally it is 4. The accountant puts down his beer, looks the bar tender in the eye and asks what do you want it to be?

An economist goes up to a girl he fancies at a bar.

He asks her, "I'll give you a million dollars if you will have sex at me."
The woman, taken back by the offer, sizes up the economist and agrees.
Now the economist adds, "Actually, I changed my mind. I'd rather do it with you in turn for a hundred dollars."
The woman being insulted, retorted, "What am I, some prostitute?"
"Oh, we already established that. Now we're just negotiating price. "

Ever meet an economist with a DeviantArt page?

All they talk about is inflation

Why do economists love sewage treatment plants?

Because they are a utility.

Why we have economists?

To make weathercasters feel good.

Why will you never see an economist masturbating?

Because they always use an invisible hand

An economist walks by a hundred dollar bill ...

... on the sidewalk but decides not to pick it up, because if it were really there, someone would have picked it up already.

Ronald Reagan asks a mathematician: "What is two plus two?"

The mathematician replies "Four, Mr President."

Unsatisfied, Reagan asks a statistician. "What is two plus two?"

The statistician says "Based on our research, most people think it's between 3.8 and 4.3."

Still unsatisfied, Reagan asks an economist: "What is two plus two?"

"What do you want it to be, Mr President?"

My wife is an economist and I am an engineer.

I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, Hey sweetheart, why don't you utilize the load maximization principle and carry all the items you need in one trip, thereby minimizing total distance travelled?

Well don't you know, she loved my suggestion!

It used to take her 11 minutes to make her breakfast… now I do it in 5.

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