The Best 38 Economics Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Economics jokes. There are some economics lecturer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these economics economic development puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Economics Jokes and Puns

I found a discount code hidden in the pages of my economics textbook

Now that's a marginal benefit

I just peed myself and ruined my expensive pair of pants, socks, and shoes

Trickle down economics

If I had a nickel...

If I had a nickel for every economics test I passed, I'd have 7 cents.

Economics joke, If I had a nickel...

Grocery Economics

A man and his economist friend are having lunch.

the man mentions that he's noticed something strange when he buys groceries each week. "I always buy a tub of margarine, but I've noticed that, even though it's the same price every time, there's less margarine in the tub. I can't figure out what's going on."

The economist friend nods with a knowing smile and responds "what you have there is a case of the Law of diminishing Margarinal returns."

Did you know the host of the Discovery Channel's show Dirty Jobs has 2 degrees?

In Mike Rowe Economics and Mike Rowe Biology.


"What is inflation?" asked the CA's wife

"Initially you were 36-24-36, and now you're 48-40-48. So technically, you have more than you had earlier, but your value is less than earlier. THIS IS INFLATION"

Economics is not so difficult if we have the right examples.

I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology.

I don't have a job but at least I know why.

Economics joke, I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology.

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

My university lecturer makes all of his students buy his book at the beginning of the term.

It's textbook economics.

What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it?

Treacle down economics.

explain to me the greek economic crisis

Well that depends, do you have a degree in economics

no...

neither did greece

not mine, i forget where i heard it

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What's a cactus' favorite economical system?

Prickle-down economics.

Yesterday I bought a book titled "Small is Beautiful".

I was disappointed when I knew it is about behavioral economics.

I'm really disappointed after hearing about Trump and the golden shower thing.

I thought we had seen the end of republican trickle down economics.

Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump.

He loves trickle-down economics.

There are two things...

There are two things that I don't understand in economics - macroeconomic and microeconomics

Economics joke, There are two things...

Donald Trump Explained to me his version of trickle down economics.

First he gets all of the money and then he pee's on you.

One of America's Longest Running Gags...

Trickle-down Economics

Educated Sons

1st son : Degree in Economics.
2nd son: MBA.
3rd son : PhD
4th son : Thief

Neighbour: Why can't you throw the
4th son out of your house?

Father : He is the only one earning money. The rest are unemployed.


Elmo, Bill Cosby, and Ronald Reagan are told to save the world.

Their solution: Tickle Down Economics

How does an economics degree pay off?

By not getting one.

Why did my friend Oli ace economics?

His surname was Gopoly.

How are Libertarians and National Socialists similar?

They both follow Austrian economics.

I found out my sister was selling her used panties on the internet for money. I asked how she could make money selling used underwear...

.. she said "trickle down economics".

A communist mistakenly walked into an economics lecture in a local university

When he realised it was a mistake, he said to himself "whoops, wrong class".

Soviet Economics

1980s. Soviet Economy minister is making speech at Communist Party session:

- According to latest statistics, our incomes rose 20%, our quality of life rose 30% and our buying economic power rose 40%

From the audience: That's great that YOURS did, but what about OURS??

Trickle Down Economics

I took an economics quiz

Apparently when it asked what are the margins half inch on sides and inch on top is not correct. Brought my ruler out and everything.

Economy

My friend was helping me understand economics. He asked, what is something that would be good for the economy? I said, Chicken. He says yeah..ok, so what would be bad for the economy?

Me: If they breathed fire!

I had my first date in high school.

I'm happy home economics introduced me to such a delicious fruit.

What is the most important class in clown school?

Economics. Being Pennywise

Why was astrology invented?

So economics would seem like an accurate science.

What we can expect from a Kanye presidency

Kanyesian economics

I have a joke about trickle down economics

But 99% of you will never get it

Why did Capitalist Santa give all his presents to the rich?

He wanted jingle down economics to take place

Trickle down economics

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

But 99% of you wouldn't get it...

Finally found a good joke about trickle down economics.

I'm afraid most you you won't get it.

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