The Best 48 Econ Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Econ jokes. There are some econ keynesian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these econ ladder puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Econ Jokes and Puns
The economy is so bad
I went to buy a toaster and they gave me a bank.
Two economists fall into a hole
they realize they are trapped, and so they come up with a plan. The first step in their plan is... assume a ladder.
An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...
The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".
Economists...
If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
The economy is doing really bad...
Its so bad that when Bill and Hillary Clinton travel, they have to share a room.
Economic research
Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest.
An economist is walking down the street with a friend...
The friend points and says, "Hey, there's a twenty-dollar bill on the ground!" The economist says, "Can't be. If there was a twenty-dollar bill on the ground, someone would have picked it up by now."
What economic theory opposes manscaping?
Laissez-fur!
An economist was given the choice between participating in a marathon and just a quick race.
He preferred the long run over the short run.
It must be 1929...
Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression.
How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
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You know the economy is bad...
When you pull into the McDonald's drive thru and the person at the speaker asks...
Can you afford fries with that?
The economy is so bad...
even the rope splicer can't make ends meet.
An economist found himself one night in a bar standing beside a gorgeous woman.
"Would you be willing to sleep with me for $1 million? he asked her.
She looked him over. There wasn't much to see—but still, $1 million! She agreed to go back to his room.
All right then, he said. Would you be willing to sleep with me for $100?
A hundred dollars! she shot back. What do you think I am, a prostitute?
We've already established that. Now we're just negotiating the price.
Three econometricians went out hunting and came across a large deer.
The first econometrician fired, but missed by one meter to the left. The second econometrician fire, but missed by one meter to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!"
How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
Irrelevant - the light bulb's preferences are to be taken as given.
How does an economist open a can of beans?
"Assume you have a can opener..."
Why is ink an unwise investment?
Because it's a dyeing industry.
- This is too obvious a joke to be original, but it came to me during my econ class, and so it's original to me!
Economical way of having a family
Just rent a partner whenever you need, and buy a second-hand baby.
Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California.
I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!
An economist walks out of the Brookings Institution
When he walks out, he sees a gas station under construction, and says,
"Well, there goes the neighborhood."
Why do economists exist?
So accountants have someone to laugh at.
"Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?"
"It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."
An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble....
And that's how stock markets came into existence!!!
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Someone else has do it, because the economist won't know if the bulb is recessed properly until it has already been turned at least 2 quarters.
This economy is getting so bad, I had to pose nude for a magazine
I'm never going back to *that* newsstand!
-Emo Philips
Two economists walk down a road...
Two economists walk down a road and they see a twenty dollar bill lying on the side-walk. One of them asks is that a twenty dollar bill? Then the other one answers It can't be, because someone would have picked it up already, and they keep walking.
Why did the Economist cross the road?
Because Marginal Benefit (MB) was greater than Marginal Cost (MC)
In today's economy what do Arts graduates bring to the table?
Your lunch.
How does an economics degree pay off?
By not getting one.
When the economy is good, people drink. When the economy is bad, people drink. The moral?
Invest in alcohol
There were two economists who were shipwrecked on a desert island.
They had no money but over the next three years they made millions of dollars selling their hats to each other.
An economists left leg is on fire and his right leg is frozen...
He says "on average I'm perfectly fine".
I took an economics quiz
Apparently when it asked what are the margins half inch on sides and inch on top is not correct. Brought my ruler out and everything.
One economist asks another economist, "How's your wife?"...
The other economist replies, "Compared to what?"
An economist was asked in a talk about how to solve 3 issues
"How would you solve the inevitable future problems of overpopulation, water and employment?"
"Well" he says, "In the future when the water get scarce, we will probably go to war so it can be secured, which will solve the employment problem, and the population should go down as well."
Economy
My friend was helping me understand economics. He asked, what is something that would be good for the economy? I said, Chicken. He says yeah..ok, so what would be bad for the economy?
Me: If they breathed fire!
An economist goes up to a girl he fancies at a bar.
He asks her, "I'll give you a million dollars if you will have sex at me."
The woman, taken back by the offer, sizes up the economist and agrees.
Now the economist adds, "Actually, I changed my mind. I'd rather do it with you in turn for a hundred dollars."
The woman being insulted, retorted, "What am I, some prostitute?"
"Oh, we already established that. Now we're just negotiating price. "
Why do economists love sewage treatment plants?
Because they are a utility.
New Economy: Behind every broke Millennial...
...is a Baby Boomer earning a six figure salary that can't open a PDF.
Sadness.
Why we have economists?
To make weathercasters feel good.
The Economy Must Be Really Bad
White Male "Veterans" Can't Find Work
Russia's economy is doing great...
Especially in the tie's business.
The Economy of fiber optics
There´s a presentation on Crypto mining on stage.
Presenter: In 15 minutes minutes we have mined, an incredible 10 bucks in gold.
Audience member Shouts: There´s more gold in Fiber optics than that.
Why will you never see an economist masturbating?
Because they always use an invisible hand
The economy is so bad
ExxonMobil just laid off 25 Congressmen.
An economist walks by a hundred dollar bill ...
... on the sidewalk but decides not to pick it up, because if it were really there, someone would have picked it up already.
The economy is so bad
The economy is so bad, if the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds" you call & ask if they meant you or them.....
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