The Best 6 Ecoli Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ecoli jokes. There are some ecoli hate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ecoli environmental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ecoli Jokes and Puns

How do you call your brother if he has ecoli??

Broccoli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

Did you hear about the grunge singer that killed himself with E.coli?

His name was Kurt Romaine

There's alot of panic regarding the E.Coli outbreak in North America.

But I think people should Romaine calm.

Did you hear there's E.coli poisoning in Lettuce?

Try to Romaine calm.


What did E.coli say about Candida after their date ? That he was a Fun.gi

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ecoli damn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ecoli lost piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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