The Best 12 Eclips Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eclips jokes. There are some eclips sun jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eclips internet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eclips Jokes and Puns

The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot.

It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to

Know your eclipses.

Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.

I couldn't see the eclipse of the sun today! 😡

Friggin' moon was in the way! 😡

Eclips joke, I couldn't see the eclipse of the sun today! 😡

Eclipse is an acronym

* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse

The eclipse kind of reminded me of my father...

...they appear every so many years and expect people to care


I have an eclipse joke...

but it gets kind of dark.

Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ?

Apocalypse

P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny

Eclips joke, Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon

What was the name of the online barber?

E-Clips

.... Couldn't resist

If the eclipse glasses I sold you don't work...

see me after, and I'll give you a refund.

Seeing the eclipse was great...

but I wanted to see Uranus. Unfortunately it was too cloudy.

What's the eclipses favorite drink?

Moonshine.

You can explore eclips part reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean eclips solar dad jokes. There are also eclips puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


We all know that today's eclipse was amazing,

but we can't forget the fact that the Falcons still blew a 25 point lead during the superbowl

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eclips today jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eclips great piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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