Eclips Jokes
13 eclips jokes and hilarious eclips puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eclips that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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The eclipse did two things our political leaders cannot.
It slowed global warming and gave us all something to look up to
Know your eclipses.
Earth between sun and moon: Lunar eclipse.
Moon between sun and Earth: Solar eclipse.
Sun between moon and Earth: Apoceclypse.
I couldn't see the eclipse of the sun today! 😡
Friggin' moon was in the way! 😡
Eclipse is an acronym
* Eyes
* Cannot
* Look
* Into
* Partial
* Solar
* Eclipse
The eclipse kind of reminded me of my father...
...they appear every so many years and expect people to care
I have an eclipse joke...
but it gets kind of dark.
Eclipse is when earth is between sun and moon, what is it called when sun is between earth and moon ?
Apocalypse
P.S . My 11 yr old nephew said this and I found it very funny
What was the name of the online barber?
E-Clips
.... Couldn't resist
If the eclipse glasses I sold you don't work...
see me after, and I'll give you a refund.
Seeing the eclipse was great...
but I wanted to see Uranus. Unfortunately it was too cloudy.
What's the eclipses favorite drink?
Moonshine.
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Eclips One Liners
Which eclips one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eclips? I can suggest the ones about solar and internet.
- What was the name of the online barber? E-Clips
.... Couldn't resist - What does the internet use to re-seal it's bag of SunChips? E-clips
