The Best 26 Echo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Echo jokes. There are some echo whoosh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these echo lima puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Echo Jokes and Puns

My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house...

I told her, "Fear of the CIA".

She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo

My son asked me why I was whispering all quiet.

I told him I thought the CIA was listening. He laughed. I laughed. Amazon Echo laughed.

My Echo

''You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

Echo joke, My Echo

I was at the dentist yesterday

As he was inspecting my teeth, he poked and prodded and scraped one of my back molars that was particularly sore. He leaned closer for a better look, and said to me, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen!"

I was kind of offended. "Doc, I'm not stupid or deaf, you didn't have to repeat yourself."

"I wasn't repeating myself, that was the echo!"

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby


In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."

"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."

Echo joke, A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's t

'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff.

And my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do.

I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.

The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, Snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year?

The NSA

This is what an echo chamber looks like

This is what an echo chamber looks like

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What do you call a forum for bats?

An echo chamber

I can't wait to hook my new bidet up to my Echo on wifi

It'll be nice to say "Alexa, give me a rim job" whenever I want

Echos are really just audible reposts...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

"Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

Echo joke, What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

I went to the top of the mountain and screamed "I Love you"

Echo: "I have a boyfriend"

Today I found out what an echo chamber was.

...I've got some really terrible news for you guys.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge


An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital.

FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo.

My friend just got an Amazon Echo.

I said, "Alexa, hi, how are y--" She said, "I have a boyfriend."

What did one echo say to the other?

"Likewise"

What do you call people who don't understand Amazon Echo?

Dysalexaic

How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke)

Go to a cliff and yell "Mangia".
If your echo says " cake"....

I like living on the edge.

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click

Yo Momma Is So Fat

Her belly button has an echo.

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