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41 echo jokes and hilarious echo puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about echo that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out these hilarious Amazon Echo jokes! From rickety old jokes to silly puns, you won't stop laughing! Hear the 'ding' of the Echo and join in on the 'hallelujah' chorus!

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Funniest Echo Short Jokes

Short echo jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The echo humour may include short console jokes also.

  1. My wife asked me why I carry a gun around the house... I told her, "Fear of the CIA".
    She laughed, I laughed, the amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Amazon Echo
  2. My son asked me why I was whispering all quiet. I told him I thought the CIA was listening. He laughed. I laughed. Amazon Echo laughed.
  3. My Echo ''You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
  4. 'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff. And my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
  5. My parents got an Amazon Echo for Christmas and all they do is shout at it and get disappointed by all it can't do. I've been replaced by Alexa and it's great.
  6. The Apple iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy S8, snapchat Spectacles, and the Amazon Echo Show all came out in 2017. Who won the year? The NSA
  7. At a party last week my wife got very drunk and told everybody she invented the echo. I said to her "listen to yourself"
  8. I can't wait to hook my new bidet up to my Echo on wifi It'll be nice to say "Alexa, give me a rim job" whenever I want
  9. What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"? "Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".
  10. Today I found out what an echo chamber was. ...I've got some really terrible news for you guys.

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Echo One Liners

Which echo one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with echo? I can suggest the ones about rite and print.

  1. Why don't pigeons echo? A coo sticks.
  2. I'm in a band called "Echoes" You've probably heard us before.
  3. This is what an echo chamber looks like This is what an echo chamber looks like
  4. I heard a joke about an echo. It won't stop repeating itself.
  5. What do you call a forum for bats? An echo chamber
  6. Echos are really just audible reposts... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  7. I went to the top of the mountain and screamed "I Love you" Echo: "I have a boyfriend"
  8. Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge
  9. Why did the cave buy a Prius? He heard somewhere that it was echo-friendly...
  10. What did one echo say to the other? "Likewise"
  11. What do you call people who don't understand Amazon Echo? Dysalexaic
  12. I like living on the edge. [ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click
  13. Yo Momma Is So Fat Her belly button has an echo.
  14. Yo momma so fat, her bellybutton's got an echo.
  15. Why did the echo cross the canyon? To bounce off the other side!

Amazon Echo Jokes

Here is a list of funny amazon echo jokes and even better amazon echo puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My friend just got an Amazon Echo. I said, "Alexa, hi, how are y--" She said, "I have a boyfriend."
Echo joke, My friend just got an Amazon Echo.

Silly Echo Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about echo you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blink jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make echo pranks.

I was at the dentist yesterday

As he was inspecting my teeth, he poked and prodded and scraped one of my back molars that was particularly sore. He leaned closer for a better look, and said to me, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen! That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen!"
I was kind of offended. "Doc, I'm not s**... or deaf, you didn't have to repeat yourself."
"I wasn't repeating myself, that was the echo!"

I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

A dentist looks into a patient's mouth and says, "That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen. That's the biggest cavity I've ever seen."

"I heard you the first time," says the patient. "You didn't need to say it the second time."
"I didn't," says the dentist. "That was my echo."

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An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital.

FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo.

Echo joke, What did one echo say to the other?