Eccentricities Jokes
18 eccentricities jokes and hilarious eccentricities puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eccentricities that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Eccentricities Short Jokes
Short eccentricities jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eccentricities humour may include short jokes also.
- An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died. A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.
- What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth? Both have a very expensive retainer.
- Do you know the difference between eccentric and crazy? The amount of money you have in the bank.
- My slightly eccentric grandfather was walking down the street whilst wearing a propeller hat. A passerby said to him "You do you." My grandfather replied "What is that?
A slogan for m**...?"
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Eccentricities One Liners
Which eccentricities one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eccentricities? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What's the difference between being crazy and being eccentric? Your bank account.
- What do you call an eccentric particle physicist? Quarky
- Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door? He was too eccentric.
- I just want to be rich enough to be referred to as eccentric instead of just nuts.
- What did the people say about the eccentric p**...? It was a little nutty.
Eccentricities Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about eccentricities you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eccentricities pranks.
A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.
The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.
Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.
The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"
An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...
One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"
Before John was a traveling salesmen
Before John was a traveling salesman he worked door to door on foot. He actually came from an upper middle class family but had a healthy work ethic and a humble yet dull nature from aristocratic inbreeding a few generations back..
It was his birthday and his eccentric mother had told John he could have only one of the two presents she bought for him and she would return the other. After cake , John was led out to the front of the house where he saw a beautiful new dark blue four door sedan. The other choice was a fine black stallion of superior breeding . John looked carefully at both options then yelled Gimme the Karma
"Once upon a time in class..." As told by my father.
...an eccentric political science professor is giving a quiz to determine roughly where the class sits in terms of knowledge of the topic at hand.
"Okay, students its time to take one of my little quizzies," He says.
After handing it out, one particular female student seems somewhat distressed. So the professor asks her what the matter is.
"Well, this is too hard," She responds.
"Oh, its just one of my little quizzies," Says the professor.
The female student responds derisively: "But its too hard! If this is 'just one of your quizzies,' I'd hate to see your t**...!"