The Best 10 Eccentric Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eccentric jokes. There are some eccentric peculiar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eccentric weird puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Eccentric Jokes and Puns

A Subway sandwich maker has a very eccentric regular customer.

The eccentric customer always orders a tuna sandwich, but heavily modified, made with an extra cup of mayo, smothered in chili peppers, red peppers, onions, and pickles, then toasted until it's burnt. It looks and smells disgusting and the worker dreads it when he sees that customer come in.

Finally he asks his boss if he can just not wait on that customer. His boss asks why.

The worker screams in frustration: "I hate the mods on that sub!"

What's the difference between being crazy and being eccentric?

Your bank account.

An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...

One student, gesturing to the demonstration, decides to reach out to his overachieving friend.
"I just don't understand what that thing does."
His friend, clearly bothered by the situation, snaps back, "that makes two of us!"

Eccentric joke, An eccentric professor brings a cloning machine into class to illustrate a difficult concept...

An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.

A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.

What did the people say about the eccentric poo?

It was a little nutty.


What do you call an eccentric particle physicist?

Quarky

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

Eccentric joke, What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Why Couldn't the Billionaire Fit through the circular door?

He was too eccentric.

Do you know the difference between eccentric and crazy?

The amount of money you have in the bank.

My slightly eccentric grandfather was walking down the street whilst wearing a propeller hat. A passerby said to him "You do you."

My grandfather replied "What is that?
A slogan for masturbation?"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eccentric formulas jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eccentric unusual piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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