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...does that mean it's gone viral?
Ebola.
...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer.
"Ebola what, Cheerios?"
Best joke she's ever told
1) Frogs
2) Locusts
3) Maybe Ebola?
4) People who ruin your fave show with terrible fanfiction stuff.
The Cowboys Stadium.
Because they can't catch anything there.
I hear that people who get it only get it once.
with blood pouring out of his eyes, the doctor says "Ebola" and the cricketer replies "Nah, i'm a batsman"
At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything.
They never catch anything
I had ebola cereal.
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Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola
wakka wakka
Ebola, most likely.
The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch
Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game...
Is it a virus or a free U2 album?
Both cause headaches, feelings of nausea, and are difficult to get rid of.
Ebola cereal
...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.
Bola
Made this one up myself and I'm pretty proud of it.
Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.
reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
...he spilled his guts to the cops.
Ebola soup!
Fbola.
Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa.
Because 7 had Ebola.
I heard it went viral.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
1) put your left leg in
2) take your left leg out
3) shake it all about
Ebola needs a connection to spread.
Ebola.
And the Ebola victims suffered less.
They say ebola perfect game.
Chris Christie blocked it.
Ebola cereal.
Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
called Hyper-bola
I'm sorry :(
Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
Wait
Sorry.
Also, on another note, what's the guy's name on second?
I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus.
It spreads so good *they can't believe its not ebola*!
News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola.
Which of the following is a dangerous disease?
A)Bola
B)Bola
C)Bola
D)Bola
E)Bola
Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?
that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first.
Because they only have Ebola!
When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what? We were thankful.
Ebola perfect game!
The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times
They both make you bleed out of the hole, but at least Ebola will finish you off.
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Ebola
Ebola and Malaria because they kill blacks
An ebola crisis.
Ebola Fruit.
The first says "hey man i thought we could go bowling later today together, do you want to go?"
The second replies "Of course man, after all i AM Ebola"
Ebola cereal
It's a parebola.
And only a handful of Herpes cases was Clinton's
...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.
The bartender says, What is this, some kinda sick joke?
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