The Best 67 Ebola Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ebola jokes. There are some ebola hughes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Ebola Jokes and Puns

"Ebola" is trending on Twitter...

...does that mean it's gone viral?

What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online?


It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here...

...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer.

Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola...

"Ebola what, Cheerios?"

Best joke she's ever told

Biblical Plagues, an Attempted List

1) Frogs

2) Locusts

3) Maybe Ebola?

4) People who ruin your fave show with terrible fanfiction stuff.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium.

Because they can't catch anything there.

Is Ebola like chicken pox?

I hear that people who get it only get it once.

Ebola joke, Is Ebola like chicken pox?

A cricketer walks into a hospital

with blood pouring out of his eyes, the doctor says "Ebola" and the cricketer replies "Nah, i'm a batsman"

Ebola is in Dallas?

At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything.

Why aren't the Dallas Cowboys aren't scared about Ebola?

They never catch anything

For breakfast this morning...

I had ebola cereal.

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Ebola Fun Fact

Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola

wakka wakka

A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have?

Ebola, most likely.

Ebola Plague

The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".

How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Everyone is freaking out ebola

When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch

Ebola joke, Everyone is freaking out ebola

I quit my job and poured years into it

Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game...

Ebola causes headaches, feelings of nausea and is very difficult to get rid of.

Is it a virus or a free U2 album?

What does U2's album and Ebola have in common?

Both cause headaches, feelings of nausea, and are difficult to get rid of.

What do Africans have for breakfast?

Ebola cereal

It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend

...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.

What did they call Ebola before the Internet?


What do Ebola patients eat, Abola chicken noodle soup!

Made this one up myself and I'm pretty proud of it.

Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet?

Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.

Ebola has mutated!

reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Ebola joke, What food is given to ebola patients?

When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so...

...he spilled his guts to the cops.

What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?

Ebola soup!

What comes after Ebola?


Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis.

Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.

I'm really sick of the "ebola cereal" joke...

I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7??

Because 7 had Ebola.

Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ?

I heard it went viral.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola:

1) put your left leg in
2) take your left leg out
3) shake it all about

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and Ebola?

Ebola needs a connection to spread.

What do kids get for kwanzaa?


So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola.

And the Ebola victims suffered less.

You guys hear about the guy that went bowling in NY after he came back from West Africa?

They say ebola perfect game.

Why couldn't Ebola cross the bridge?

Chris Christie blocked it.

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal.

Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola...

called Hyper-bola

I'm sorry :(

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

How do you get out of a relationship if your partner contracts Ebola?


With all this talk and fear about Ebola, who is the world health organization?


Also, on another note, what's the guy's name on second?

Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day?

I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus.

Apparently they've released a new margarine is Africa...

It spreads so good *they can't believe its not ebola*!

Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced

News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola.

Multiple Choice Question

Which of the following is a dangerous disease?


First Ebola and now Measles...

Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?

My ex is so slutty...

that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first.

Why is Africa so bad at cricket?

Because they only have Ebola!

When I was your age...

When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what? We were thankful.

Did you hear about the professional bowler from Africa?

Ebola perfect game!

There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola:

The directions say the medication must be taken with food.

My humor is so black...

...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times

What's the difference between a selfish gay lover and Ebola?

They both make you bleed out of the hole, but at least Ebola will finish you off.


Only African people will get this


What did the cop name his guns?

Ebola and Malaria because they kill blacks

What do you call a drop in online bowling players?

An ebola crisis.

What's an African's favourite fruit?

Ebola Fruit.

Two viruses are talking to each other

The first says "hey man i thought we could go bowling later today together, do you want to go?"
The second replies "Of course man, after all i AM Ebola"

What does coronavirus have for breakfast?

Ebola cereal

If you don't like the COVID-19 curve just wait till you see the Ebola curve.

It's a parebola.

Corona isn't Trump's fault, Ebola wasn't Obama's, Sars wasn't Bush's

And only a handful of Herpes cases was Clinton's

Corona isn't Trump's fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's. SARS wasn't Bush's.

...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.

Ebola, covid, and monkeypox walk into a bar.

The bartender says, What is this, some kinda sick joke?

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