Ebola Jokes
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Short ebola jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ebola humour may include short quarantine jokes also.
- Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet? Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.
- Ebola, covid, and monkeypox walk into a bar. The bartender says, What is this, some kinda sick joke?
- There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food.
- You shouldn't worry about headaches I mean, it's all in your head.
- Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola? The Cowboys Stadium.
Because they can't catch anything there. - Yesterday while I was talking with my girlfriend about Ebola, I asked her what she would do if I had Ebola... "Ebola what, Cheerios?"
Best joke she's ever told - When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what? We were thankful.
- So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola. And the Ebola victims suffered less.
- A Liberian man has 1 pie and shares half with his friend, what does he now have? Ebola, most likely.
- It's probably too soon for Ebola jokes on here... ...but when the time comes, I bet they're gonna be killer.
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Ebola One Liners
Which ebola one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ebola? I can suggest the ones about aids and virus.
- Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa? Because it can't be taken on empty stomach
- "Ebola" is trending on Twitter... ...does that mean it's gone viral?
- Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola.
- Is Ebola like chicken pox? I hear that people who get it only get it once.
- My humor is so black... ...On a airport i got checked for Ebola 3 times
- What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola.
- First Ebola and now Measles... Is there ANYTHING hipsters won't bring back!?
- What does coronavirus have for breakfast? Ebola cereal
- Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her.
- Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road? Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
- Did you hear about the professional bowler from Africa? Ebola perfect game!
- Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!
- How do you get out of a relationship if your partner contracts Ebola? Wait
- What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal
- Only African people will get this Ebola
Howlingly Hilarious Ebola Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about ebola you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bowler jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ebola pranks.
My humor is like ebola
Doesn't spread very easily, and black people hate it.
Biblical Plagues, an Attempted List
1) Frogs
2) Locusts
3) Maybe Ebola?
4) People who ruin your fave show with terrible fanfiction stuff.
A cricketer walks into a hospital
with blood pouring out of his eyes, the doctor says "Ebola" and the cricketer replies "Nah, i'm a batsman"
Ebola is in Dallas?
At least the Dallas Cowboys don't have to worry about it. They can't catch anything.
Why aren't the Dallas Cowboys aren't scared about Ebola?
They never catch anything
For breakfast this morning...
I had ebola cereal.
Ebola Fun Fact
Before the internet was invented Ebola was just known as Bola
wakka wakka
Ebola Plague
The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".
How do we get rid of Ebola?
Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane
Everyone is freaking out ebola
When I'm just trying to get ebola captain crunch
I quit my job and poured years into it
Thanks to this recent Ebola scare, I can't ever release my online bowling game...
What does U2's album and Ebola have in common?
Both cause headaches, feelings of nausea, and are difficult to get rid of.
It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend
...and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.
I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis.
I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug.
What did they call Ebola before the Internet?
Bola
How do you end a prayer to the noodle God?
Ramen.
Ebola has mutated!
reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus
What food is given to ebola patients?
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
When he was arrested, the mafioso was intent on not ratting anyone out. But he had ebola, so...
...he spilled his guts to the cops.
What did the New Yorker order from the Liberian waitress?
Ebola soup!
What comes after Ebola?
Fbola.
I'm really sick of the "ebola cereal" joke...
I'm pretty sure that's the last thing you'll find in Africa.
Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ?
I heard it went viral.
The CDC has updated their rules for handling Ebola:
1) put your left leg in
2) take your left leg out
3) shake it all about
What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and Ebola?
Ebola needs a connection to spread.
I just had Ebola cereal.
What do kids get for kwanzaa?
Ebola.
You guys hear about the guy that went bowling in NY after he came back from West Africa?
They say ebola perfect game.
Why did they call it cuppa soup
because ebola soup wasn't very appealing
Why couldn't Ebola cross the bridge?
Chris Christie blocked it.
What is the most deadliest breakfast?
Ebola cereal.
Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola...
called Hyper-bola
I'm sorry :(
Why did only two people in Texas get Ebola?
Because Dallas can't catch anything.
With all this talk and fear about Ebola, who is the world health organization?
Sorry.
Also, on another note, what's the guy's name on second?
Did yall see the Ebola donation thing that popped up on Face Book the other day?
I clicked not now, because I thought it was some kind of virus.
Apparently they've released a new margarine is Africa...
It spreads so good *they can't believe its not ebola*!
Ebola
You guys need to stop telling Ebola jokes.
They only last about a week.
(Sorry, I know Ebola is old)
Most Viral Trend of 2014 Announced
News just in: Most viral trend of 2014 formally announced: Ebola.
multiple choice Question
Which of the following is a dangerous disease?
A)Bola
B)Bola
C)Bola
D)Bola
E)Bola
My ex is so s**......
that if she had s**... with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first.
What's the difference between a selfish gay lover and Ebola?
They both make you bleed out of the hole, but at least Ebola will finish you off.
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What did the cop name his guns?
Ebola and Malaria because they kill b**...
What do you call a drop in online bowling players?
An ebola crisis.
What's an African's favourite fruit?
Ebola Fruit.
Two viruses are talking to each other
The first says "hey man i thought we could go bowling later today together, do you want to go?"
The second replies "Of course man, after all i AM Ebola"
If you don't like the COVID-19 curve just wait till you see the Ebola curve.
It's a parebola.
Corona isn't Trump's fault, Ebola wasn't Obama's, Sars wasn't Bush's
And only a handful of h**... cases was Clinton's
Corona isn't Trump's fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's. SARS wasn't Bush's.
...and only a handful of cases of h**... was Clinton's.
