Eavesdropping Jokes
3 eavesdropping jokes and hilarious eavesdropping puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eavesdropping that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Howlingly Hilarious Eavesdropping Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What is a good eavesdropping joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man and his son were at the grocery store today...
They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells,
Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop!
Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing?
The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as a matter of fact,
Dad: "I don't know son, you're the one who's driving."
I've never laughed so hard while eavesdropping, dad jokes are great. Happy Saturday!
A woman is eavesdropping on two Italian men on the bus
"First Emma come first, the I come, then two a**... come together, then I come again,then to a**... come together again,then a-pee twice, then finally I come again"
The woman explodes "How can you be so rude, explaining your weird s**... experiences on a bus with children in it?"
The Italian man says: "relax I was just teaching my friend to spell Mississippi!"
What did the miner say to the other miner that was eavesdropping on his conversation?
Mine your own business!
(Courtesy of my nine year old)
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