Eavesdrop Jokes
8 eavesdrop jokes and hilarious eavesdrop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eavesdrop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Eavesdrop Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good eavesdrop joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A man and his son were at the grocery store today...
They were using a cart that had a child-size car attached to the front with the kid inside. While I was shopping, I noticed the dad started hitting the cart into the wall, it was a pretty bizarre sight to see. Before I could intervene, the kid yells,
Kid: DAAAAAD, stop!!! What are you doing?! Stooop!
Kid: Daaaad?! We're not going anywhere! What are you doing?
The dad finally stops after a minute, looks his son straight in the eye and says, as a matter of fact,
Dad: "I don't know son, you're the one who's driving."
I've never laughed so hard while eavesdropping, dad jokes are great. Happy Saturday!
A woman is eavesdropping on two Italian men on the bus
"First Emma come first, the I come, then two a**... come together, then I come again,then to a**... come together again,then a-pee twice, then finally I come again"
The woman explodes "How can you be so rude, explaining your weird s**... experiences on a bus with children in it?"
The Italian man says: "relax I was just teaching my friend to spell Mississippi!"
What did the miner say to the other miner that was eavesdropping on his conversation?
Mine your own business!
(Courtesy of my nine year old)
An old russian joke
A love-stricken young man rings his beloved and tells her -- "My sweetest, I would like to tell you something special, something truly intimate, something that I wish to remain shared only between the three of us: you, me, and the KGB officer who eavesdrops on our phone line"...
Why is eavesdropping at the Oval Office like watching Sister Act?
Either way, you're gonna hear a con-vent.
i**... eavesdropping
The Patriot Act Section 215 has expired. The NSA will now stop illegally eavesdropping!
On the morning a cop walks into a bar and sees his wife with two of his best friends.
He takes a sit on the table behind them to eavesdrop then his wife says "let's have him kidnaped."
A poor guy heartbroken pulls out a gun and shoots them all and runs back to his house to grab some cash and clothe to escape.
When he finally reached his house and opens the door everyone yells happy birthday!
"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we dont talk about our dirty s**... lives in public"
Two men with strong accents are having a conversation on the bus and a lady behind then eavesdrops.
"Emma comma first. Den I come. Den two esses acomma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, dey comma together again. I comma again and pee twice. Den I comma one last time."
"You dirty-mouth pigs! In this country we dont talk about our dirty s**... lives in public" says the lady.
"hey what´sa matter for you" says the man. "Ima justa tellin ma frienda how to spell "Mississippi."
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