eau Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious eau puns

I've just invented a perfume made from holy water.

Eau my God

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Potato is spelt wrong.

If GH can stand for P as in Hiccough
If OUGH stands for O as in Dough
If PHTH stands for T as in Phthisis
If EIGH stands for A as in Neighbour
If TTE stands for T as in Gazette
If EAU stands for O as in Plateau

The right way to spell POTATO should be: GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU

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I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm planning on releasing a fragrance based off of suffering.

I'm going to call it "Eau de Humanity"

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I was told to drink a lot of Perrier

My fizzy eau therapist insists on it.

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My dog is so pretentious that...

...he only drinks Eau de Toilette.

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TIL that they're all crazy in France. There H20 ain't water!!!

For them H2O is Eau.

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Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me

Eau fuck.

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What's that smell?

Girl: Eugh it smells like bleach in here
Guy: Sorry love it must be my aftershave, it's eau de toilette

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Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a French floating water marker.

Eau Buoy !
(This only works for Brits, as Americans say it like it's boo-ee)

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I invented a new perfume that smells like popcorn

It's called Eau de Reddenbacher

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Your mom smells so bad...

... I bet the perfume she wears is just called "Eau"

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What did George Takei say to the attractive Frenchman on waterskis?

Eau myyyyyyyy....

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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What are the most funny Eau jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Eau? Well, here are the best Eau dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Eau pick up lines to share with friends.

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