Eating Sand Jokes
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What do you call a witch that only eats sand?
Malnourished.
Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand?
San Diego
(thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
A company of the French Foreign Legion are lost in the desert...
The Captain assembles his men and says: "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is... we have run out of food and there is nothing to eat but sand. The good news is... there's plenty."
If you go to the beach and forget your lunch, what can you eat?
Just eat the sand which is there.
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What do you call a witch who only eats sand?
Anything you like - she's dead.
What would you eat if you were stranded on a completely barren deserted isle?
The sand which is on the ground.
What does an Ethiopian eat for breakfast?
sand.
Why can't a man go hungry lost in a great desert?
Because he can eat the sand, which is there.
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