The Best 23 Eating Raw Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eating Raw jokes. There are some eating raw jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eating raw puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eating Raw Jokes and Puns

What do Asian cannibals eat?

Raw men

What do cannibals eat when they're broke?

Raw men

What do cannibals on a budget eat?

Raw Men noodles

Hundreds of women are battered in the US every day

And all this time I've just been eating them raw...

What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?

A stomach cake!

I got pretty sick after eating some raw salmon

It's a bad case of chickenella.

There are over 100,000 battered women in America

And all this time I've been eating them raw.

What do zombie college students eat?


I spent three days in the jungle with nothing to eat apart from raw caterpillars I remember the moment I walked back into civilization....

They were a few butterflies in my stomach I could tell you.

A feminist website claimed that 34% of women in a relationship are battered.

Here I am, eating mine raw.

My local butcher's shop is so clean

You could eat a raw sausage directly out of the butcher's trouser pocket. I know this because I spotted my wife doing it in the back of his shop the other day and she seems to have suffered no ill-effects.

You can explore eating raw reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean eating raw dad jokes. There are also eating raw puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

A couple I know only eat raw meat.

Their names are Sam and Ella.

Why did the amphibian not want to eat raw meat?

He was afraid of getting salamandermonella poisoning.

What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!

Did you hear about the Asian guy eating uncooked food?

One could say he was...

Raw doggin' it

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a lawyer a fish...

And he'll sue you for giving out raw, uncooked food, and doing so without a license.

Did you know that 18% of women in the united states are battered everyday?

Wish someone would have told me.... I've been eating then raw all these years

Don't eat raw fish

You'll get salmonella

Is it wierd

... that I enjoy eating raw liver while watching the surgery channel?

Q: What do you call a princess who eats raw meat?

A: Salmonella

Valentine's Day card idea: I'm like good sushi...

You can eat me raw.

Happy Valentine's Day!

What do you call a black guy who eats raw eggs?



What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, raw, raw, rawwww!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eating raw jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eating raw piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes