Eating Pancakes Jokes

An old man is eating some breakfast at a diner when three bikers walk in.

The first biker puts out his cigarette in the old man's pancakes.
The second biker spits out his tobacco in the old man's coffee.
The third biker takes the entire meal and shoves it off the table.
The old man, without saying so much as a word, gets up, pays the waitress, and exits the diner. The bikers laugh and sit at the old man's table. "Not much of a man, was he?" says one of the bikers.
"Not much of a driver either," says the waitress. "That man just drove his 16-wheeler over three bikes."

Dentist: How did you lose your three teeth?

Patient: "My wife prepared the pancakes and they were very hard to eat."
Dentist: "Then you could have refused to eat them."
Patient: "I did refused to eat them. Hence, I lost my three teeth."

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
RIP to one of my favorite comedians, Mitch Hedberg. The king of one liners

Kids are a lot like pancakes.

The first one comes out a bit funny but you can just eat it when no one is looking.

Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes?

It had the spoon, but not the 4k.

Where does the Easter Bunny go to eat pancakes? To IHOP, of course!

Capital letters can really change the meaning of a sentence.

For example :
John eats pancakes everyday for breakfast.
John eats capital letters everyday for breakfast.

Did you hear about the guy who didn't like people watching him eat pancakes?

He always ate them syruptitiously.

My brother and I were having pancakes for breakfast

I was eating 4 to every 1 that my brother managed. I guess I was practicing "Ratiol" discrimination.

If my body is a temple than eating pancakes is a form of prayer.