The Best 11 Eating Kfc Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eating Kfc jokes. There are some eating kfc jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eating kfc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eating Kfc Jokes and Puns

A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood

She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"

My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a strip tease!"

Why did the Muslim man have to build a house for his wives before he could eat KFC?

No harem, no fowl.

Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods.

The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."

I once paid to see a man eating chicken

one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for.


Why do gay people only eat chicken at KFC?

Because they're not allowed in Churches!

2 Police Officers are in a KFC line.

The first police officer smiled and said "I didn't know I would find another cock-eating pig here!"

How do you get more white girls to eat KFC?

With 11 herbs and pumpkin spices

My terrible joke.

why did the chicken cross the road?

to eat itself at KFC sorry for wasting your time

Why is your Girlfriend like KFC?

Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box.

Your mom's so poor she waits outside KFC to lick people's fingers after they eat.

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