Eating Kfc Jokes
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A reporter in Houston asked a woman how many churches were open during the flood
She said; "I don't know I eat at KFC"
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My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch
She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a s**... tease!"
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Why did the Muslim man have to build a house for his wives before he could eat KFC?
No h**..., no fowl.
Three boys were discussing their fathers' favorite foods.
The first kid said his father loves to eat burgers. The second boy said his father loves KFC. The third boy said his father loves to eat light. The other two boys questioned how his father does that. The third boy replied, "Every night I hear my daddy tell mommy to turn off the light so he can eat it."
I once paid to see a man eating chicken
one hour and three buckets of KFC later i realized what i paid for.
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2 Police Officers are in a KFC line.
The first police officer smiled and said "I didn't know I would find another c**...-eating pig here!"
How do you get more white girls to eat KFC?
With 11 herbs and pumpkin spices
My terrible joke.
why did the chicken cross the road?
to eat itself at KFC sorry for wasting your time
Why is your Girlfriend like KFC?
Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box.
What do dead people eat with their KFC?
Grave-y!
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