Eating Insects Jokes
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Eating Insects Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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A boy works up the courage to ask the girl he likes on a date
The girl, liking him back, agrees to go on the date.
The boy tells her "Before we go on our date, there's something I have to tell you about myself. I only eat insects."
The girl finds this to be very strange but accepts it because she likes him.
They go out to dinner and the girl orders a steak while the boy eats an arrangement of insects he brought from home.
In the parking lot after dinner the two lock eyes, lean in, and slowly kiss each other. After the kiss the girls eyes are lit up with magic and she asks the boy how their first kiss felt.
The boy replies "I've got butterflies in my stomach."
Johny's Mom Was Explaining Him The Benefits of Waking Early In The Morning.
"See", she said, "Those birds who wake early get most of the insects to eat."
"I understand Mom", replied Johnny, "But what happens to the insects who rise early?"
Insects are apparently the superfood of the future. I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous.
Gave me butterflies in my stomach.
TIL Asians regularly eat insects
I heard they love lice
What kind of insect eats brains?
Zom-bees
Which insect do asian people eat the most of?
Lice
Wide Mouth frog joke
The story of the Wide Mouthed Frog.
A wide mouthed frog lived in the swamp. One day he set off to meet his neighbours. First he met a dragonfly.
"HULLO! WHO ARE YOU?" he said.
"I'm a dragonfly, and I eat insects." said the dragonfly.
"I'M A WIDE MOUTHED FROG, AND I EAT SNAILS AND WORMS!" said the wide mouthed frog. And he set off to look for more neighbours. Next he met a squirrel.
"HULLO! WHO ARE YOU?" he said.
"I'm a squirrel, and I eat nuts and berries." said the squirrel.
"I'M A WIDE MOUTHED FROG, AND I EAT SNAILS AND WORMS!" said the wide mouthed frog. And off he went to see who else he would meet.
Then he met a crocodile.
"HULLO! WHO ARE YOU?"" he said.
"I'm a crocodile, and I eat wide mouthed frogs."" said the crocodile.
And the frog replied:
Ooo! You don't see many of those around these days, do you?
An insect falls into a mug of beer
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out.
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer.
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away.
Indian : Sells the beer to the American, insect to the Chinese and gets a fresh beer for himself.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian of putting the insect in his beer, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for Military aid and gets a loan from the American to buy another beer. He then moves to England and claims benefits.
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