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Eating Food Jokes

6 eating food jokes and hilarious eating food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eating food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Eating Food Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good eating food joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Eating food is a lot of work.

It's the most calorie consuming thing I do all day.

A frog and his froggy son go to a restaurant...

The young frog has been having trouble eating food, and not much seemed to help. The two are eating, and the little frog manages to s**... something without any issues! The father frog notices that the son didn't upchuck. Beaming with pride, the father frog grins over at his son.
"Ah, son! Your fly is down!"

Day 1: Staying home, avoiding social gatherings and eating food in my room

Day 50: Continuing with this process
Day 100: Still feeling okay
Day 2500: Now a global virus has arrived and others are doing what i do.

I love eating food at midnight

It's pasta bed time!

A Marine walks into a McDonald's, starts eating food off the line...

"Sample Fry"

I was going to go treat myelf to a nice, luxurious dinner.

Then, I realized that I didn't have an elf and eating food was the most exciting activity in my life.

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