The Best 5 Eating Figs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eating Figs jokes. There are some eating figs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eating figs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eating Figs Jokes and Puns

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.


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Thank you for the awards.



As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

Chrysippus death joke

while watching a donkey eat some figs, he exclaimed

"Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs!"

and died in the subsequent fit of laughter.

what kind of cookies do atoms eat?

Fig neutrons

What do British nuclear engineers eat?

Fig Neutrons.

You ever been tricked into eating a fig against your will?

That's a date rape.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eating figs jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eating figs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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