Eating Disorder Jokes

Funniest Eating Disorder Short Jokes

Short eating disorder jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eating disorder humour may include short anorexia jokes also.

1. I have an eating disorder... I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
2. A girl came into my bookstore and asked... A girl came into my bookstore and asked, "what are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?"
   Slim to nun?
3. Did you hear about the guy that tried to get a date at a facility for women with eating disorders? It was slim pickings.
4. A girl came into my bookstore and asked "What are the chances you have a book on curing eating disorders with religion?" Slim to Nun?
5. I'm fat and get laughed at when I say I have an eating disorder But I wouldn't be fat if I could stop eating disorder, datorder, and da other one too
6. A guy with a carrot in his nose, an eggplant in one ear and a cucumber in the other, goes to his doctor... "Doc, what's wrong with me?"
   "Well, it appears as if you have an eating disorder."
7. LISA GOPMAN: EATING DISORDER For as long as I can remember, I've had an eating disorder: reverse anorexia. It's when I look in the mirror and think I'm really skinny.
8. An extremely Italian man sees a doctor about his eating disorder Doctor, I need your advice: I stress eat soppressata to suppress'a my feelings
9. It's eating disorder awareness week and they're selling t shirts for charity They only carry x-smalls.

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Eating Disorder One Liners

Which eating disorder one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eating disorder? I can suggest the ones about bulimia and eating habits.

1. My brother has a beef eating disorder and I'm worried His life is at steak
2. If Hannibal Lecter ran a 4.3 40 The NFL would just say he has an eating disorder
3. Why is it obvious when a shark has an eating disorder? You can sea it's way too fin.
4. What do you call a riot in a restaurant? An eating disorder
5. I have an eating disorder. Eating 'dis order isn't enough
6. I'm depressed and have a eating disorder... I ate my life.
7. What do you call an Indian with an eating disorder? Binjita.
8. What do you call an unidentifiable eating disorder? An a-nom-aly
9. Physicist: "I have an eating disorder?" More like nutritional entropy.
10. What do you call a fairy tale character with an eating disorder? Thumbulimia.
11. Why do girls in the hood have eating disorders? They know black guys can't resist ribs.
12. Doctor told me I'm getting overweight ​c**... I thought eating disorder was bad enough​​!

Eating Disorder Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about eating disorder you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dieting jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eating disorder pranks.