Eating Contest Jokes
33 eating contest jokes and hilarious eating contest puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eating contest that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Eating Contest Short Jokes
Short eating contest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eating contest humour may include short beauty contest jokes also.
- Latvian potato eating contest. Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.
- When I went to the dumpling eating contest, all I could think was, “How do you even gyoza fast?”
- I've invented a new talent contest where you have to dress up as a sailor and eat as much spinach as fast as possible. I'm going to call it Popeyedol.
- Little known fact about the first pie eating contest ... It started March 14, 1592.
It hasn't stopped.
Edit - fixed the date - I entered a contest to see how fast I could eat a clock. I didn't win. The whole ordeal was very time consuming.
- Did you hear about the overweight introvert who thought he had won the hot dog eating contest? Turns out he was just a bit shy.
- Why have no Italians ever lost an eating contest at a Thai restaurant? Because even if they eat less, they can still say its-a Thai! .
- Chipotle Haiku This chipotle is having a poetry contest for some reason. Here's my haiku:
Eating chipotle.
They messed up my order... Again
I will die alone - Did you hear about the guy who died in a competitive eating contest? He couldn't stomach it..
- If you smoke w**... before an eating contest You're technically on performance enhancing drugs
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Eating Contest One Liners
Which eating contest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eating contest? I can suggest the ones about eating and contest.
- what's the worst thing about a pi eating contest? it never ends
- My friend and I are having an eating contest. Whoever can eat the least gets atrophy.
- I made an irrational decision today... I went to a pi eating contest. It never stops.
- What's the best way to decline a hotdog eating contest? No franks.
- I thought i could win the cheese curd eating contest. But there was no whey.
- The guy who finished third in the shrimp eating contest was awarded the prawns medal.
- My dad just won his 10th consecutive pickle eating contest Ya, he's kind of a big dill.
- What kind of eating contest takes forever? A pi eating contest!
- I entered a pie eating contest ...it won't end.
Eating Contest Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about eating contest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean staring contest jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eating contest pranks.
Yo mama so fat
She has a watch for every time zone she's in,
When she walks past the tv, you miss 8 seasons,
She beat galactus in a planet-eating contest,
Thanos couldn't snap her out of existence,
Flash died before he could do a lap around her
And she ate a black hole because she was hungry
My grandpa was very competitive...
My grandpa was so competitive with me and would always try to win any game we played. Baseball. Soccer. Even who could eat the most corn dogs.
But I'll never forget his last words to me as he was about to pass away, he look at me wide eyes and with his last breath he said…
… staring contest, go!
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Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out...
...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
Chuck Norris once entered an eating contest.
His total time was 45 minutes. 5 minutes to finish the contest, and 40 minutes having s**... with the waitress.
Great Scot!
Waiter: Are you here for a special occasion?
Campbell: Aye, we won the third prize in the annual Robert Burns contest... A haggis dinner for two.
Waiter: What were the other prizes?
Campbell: Second prize was a single haggis dinner, and if you won the first prize, you didnae have to eat the haggis.