Eating Cake Jokes
95 eating cake jokes and hilarious eating cake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eating cake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Eating Cake Short Jokes
Short eating cake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eating cake humour may include short baking cake jokes also.
- My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..." "But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
- Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
- Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
-My 6 year old Nephew - What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
What? were you expecting a pi joke?
Not on my cake day! - I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 michael jackson parody today but I realized That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
- Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..
- Food Coma…. A health forum speaker asks, Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.
After a long silence, an old man answered,
Wedding Cake ……. - What do you get if you eat 3.141593 cakes in one day? Fat.
You get fat.
What, were you expecting a "pie" joke? *On my cake day?* - I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides. I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too
Today is my cake day - Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food. Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away...
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Eating Cake One Liners
Which eating cake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eating cake? I can suggest the ones about chocolate cake and birthday cake.
- What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
- Did you hear about the German that couldn't eat his Christmas cake? It was stollen
- An old Ethiopian proverb You can't have your cake or eat it.
- I hope no one comes to my party This way I can have my cake... and eat it too!
- What do Redditors eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes
- What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes
- I was terrified to eat the pastry. Turns out, its a piece of cake.
- What did the Senate have to say about the new stimulus package? Let them eat cake!
- What does a redditor eat at their virtual bday party? A byte of cake
- I only eat Whole Foods. Whole pizzas, whole cakes, whole family meals.
- Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!
- What did Mary Antoinette say on this day in history? Let them eat cake day!
- What did Marie Antoinette say on my Reddit anniversary? Let them eat cake day!
- If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have? diabetes....
I'll see myself out - The secret to having your cake and eating it too 2 cakes
Eating Cake Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about eating cake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wedding cake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eating cake pranks.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
Let them eat Cake
Marie Antoinette started the body positivity movement. Quite revolutionary.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Eating Your Homework
Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework?
Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
For my cake day, a joke...
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa..
'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
Lethal Food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I'm referring to?"
"You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea."
The man lowered his head and said, "Wedding cake."
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Careful what you wish for!
I don't think I ever got over
my grandmother's death when I was a kid.
My grandmother died from a heart attack
during my ninth birthday party.
Literally while she was eating cake.
And I guess that must have s**... me up a little bit.
I mean, I still have birthday parties.
But now I'm just careful what I wish for.
—Anthony Jeselnik
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why is o**... s**... better than cake?
Because you cannot have your cake and eat it too
Awful food
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in New York..
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
What does a homeless man eat for his birthday
Crumb Cake lol
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What kind of a cake requires goggles to eat?
b**...
I want to lose weight
But on the other hand is a juicy cake that needs eating
In honor of my cakeday...
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
"What's eating you?"
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy
Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"
Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed...
First favourite is cake.
There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, "Don't eat me."
Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from a cake."
Why did jimmy eat his Homework?
Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; "Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake".
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A man addicted to eating u**... cakes was arrested for robbing his disabled mom in an elevator.
That's wrong on so many levels.
Bad foods to eat
A doctor tells a group of patients, "The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?" An old man raises his hand and says, "Wedding cake."
5 easy steps for eating healthier today
1. Go to kitchen
2. Look around in search of healthy snack
3. See cake sitting on counter
4. Eat all of it
5. Leave kitchen
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Why did Janeen eat her test?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Da-dum-tss. Popsicles are running out of jokes.
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What kind of cakes do sexists like to eat?
Traditional gender rolls.
A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night
and said, " I think there's a burglar downstairs and he's eating the cake that my mother made for us. "
" Who do you want me to call? " said the husband
" The police or an ambulance? "
A Simple Guide to Cake Consumption
If it's 1 o'clock and you're not hungry enough to eat the whole cake, eat half of it now and the other half in an hour. You can halve your cake and eat at 2.
What's the difference between a cake and an abortion?
[You can't have your cake and eat it too](#s)
A mother comes down to the kitchen and finds her daughter up early, eating a bowl of cereal...
The daughter asks- Mommy, I heard some strange sounds coming from your bedroom a little while ago. What were you and Daddy doing in there?
The mother is instantly embarrassed.
Um... your daddy and I were making a cake, sweetheart.
The next morning the mom comes down and the little girl asks- Mommy, were you and Daddy in there making another cake just now?
The mother says- Why yes, honey. Were we making too much noise again?
The little girl says- Not this time. I just noticed you have a little frosting on your chin.
What do you call a depressed midget named Debra who likes to eat a lot of zebra cakes?
A Little Debbie Downer
How hard can it be to make peace with Kim Jong-un?
Just tell him he can eat as much cake as he wants
How do Californians like to eat their cakes?
Baked, daa
The choice
I had a choice between saving a pregnant woman from a fire, or eat some cake
I'd tell you the rest but im too full to talk about it
Bad Diet
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Miami, Florida.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old man in the front row, raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake?"
What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?
A stomach cake!
WH advisors: Mr. President federal employees didn't receive their last check, they can't even afford to buy their families bread!
Trump: I have the most tremendous solution, let them eat cake.
I was walking down the street and I saw a bakery.
In the front window, there was a cake that was sculpted like a house. It looked nice, so I decided to buy it.
As I was eating it, I said "This tastes just like home."
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Did you know the saying "to work up an appetite" originated from back when people would become hungry as the result of physical labor AND THEN consume food? Wow, the more you know!
These days, I've just been saying, "Man, I really j**... up the ability to binge-eat an entire carrot cake."
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat... were you expecting a pi joke?
Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?
Because their uncle said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
C'mon, you know the rules!!
Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake.
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
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What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Diabetes.
Did you really expect me to make a pie joke on my cake day? No, you get diabetes. All of them at the same time.
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
Really? You were expecting a pie joke on my cake day?
So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
Teacher: Why on earth do you let your dog eat your homework?
Billy: Well, my dog really love to eat cake.
Teacher: And how does this even related?
Billy: Yesterday you said that the homework is a piece of cake....
What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes
You get FAT.(if you aren't already)
Pfttttt. Did you expect a pi joke on my cake day?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
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For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fat.
You expected a Pi joke? On my cake day?
Remember back when we used to eat cake after someone blew all over it?
Man, we were wild...
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Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake on their cake day?
Tastes like boogers
Have you heard of Schrodinger's cake?
You can have it and eat it.
As long as no one looks.
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Give a man a cake and he will eat it
Give a reddittor a cake and he will farm the ever lasting s**... out of it
Patient got heartburn.
A patient goes to his doctor and says, every time I eat cake I get heartburn
The doctor responds, next time remove the candles first
Now upvote me for my cake day
A Doctor was addressing a large audience.
The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake.