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105 eating cake jokes and hilarious eating cake puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eating cake that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Eating Cake Short Jokes

Short eating cake jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The eating cake humour may include short baking cake jokes also.

  1. My son asked me, Dad, can I eat the last piece of cake in the fridge? I smiled and said, Sure..." "But the dining room would probably be more comfortable.
  2. Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
  3. Why did the kid eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
    -My 6 year old Nephew
  4. What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts? You probably get Fat.
    What? were you expecting a pi joke?
    Not on my cake day!
  5. I really wanted to share a link to Weird Al's 1984 michael jackson parody today but I realized That I can't have my Cake Day and Eat It, too.
  6. What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes? Diabetes.
    Did you really expect me to make a pie joke on my cake day? No, you get diabetes. All of them at the same time.
  7. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
    C'mon, you know the rules!!
  8. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    What, did you think I would make a pie joke on my cake day?
  9. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
    You expected a Pi joke? On my cake day?
  10. Perks of being an adult: Nobody will stop me from eating an entire cake. Cons of being an adult: Nobody stopped me from eating an entire cake..

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Eating Cake One Liners

Which eating cake one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with eating cake? I can suggest the ones about cakes and chocolate cake.

  1. What do you get when you eat 3.14 slice of cake? Diabetes.
  2. Did you hear about the German that couldn't eat his Christmas cake? It was stollen
  3. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
  4. Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  5. Why did my brother eat his homework? Because my mother told him it was a piece of cake.
  6. An old Ethiopian proverb You can't have your cake or eat it.
  7. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat, you get fat... were you expecting a pi joke?
  8. I hope no one comes to my party This way I can have my cake... and eat it too!
  9. What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat. You get fat.
  10. Why did the kids eat their homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake
  11. What do Redditors eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes
  12. What do jokesters eat for breakfast? Pun-cakes
  13. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Fat
  14. What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes? Piabetes.
  15. I was terrified to eat the pastry. Turns out, its a piece of cake.

Eating Cake Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about eating cake you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birthday cake jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make eating cake pranks.

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

Let them eat Cake

Marie Antoinette started the body positivity movement. Quite revolutionary.

What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?

You can have your cake and eat it too.

Eating Your Homework

Mom: Billy, why are you eating your homework?
Billy: The teacher said it was a piece of cake!

For my cake day, a joke...

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

Careful what you wish for!

I don't think I ever got over
my grandmother's death when I was a kid.
My grandmother died from a heart attack
during my ninth birthday party.
Literally while she was eating cake.
And I guess that must have s**... me up a little bit.
I mean, I still have birthday parties.
But now I'm just careful what I wish for.
—Anthony Jeselnik

why is o**... s**... better than cake?

Because you cannot have your cake and eat it too

In honor of my cakeday...

Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
"What's eating you?"
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!

A nutritionist is giving a speech at a conference on eating healthy

Red meat is terrible for your metabolism, soda rips apart your gastric wall. Fast food is almost all fat and sugar but there's one food that is the worst of all. Almost all of us eat it sooner or later and the negative effects can last for years after a single consumption. Does anyone know what this is?
After a moment of silence an elderly specialist sitting in one of the front rows gets up and says "wedding cake"

If I have 3 cakes and I eat 2, what do I have?

diabetes....
I'll see myself out

There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, "Don't eat me."

Now there's an empty plate and a note, "I don't take orders from a cake."

Why did jimmy eat his Homework?

Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; "Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake".

A man addicted to eating u**... cakes was arrested for robbing his disabled mom in an elevator.

That's wrong on so many levels.

5 easy steps for eating healthier today

1. Go to kitchen
2. Look around in search of healthy snack
3. See cake sitting on counter
4. Eat all of it
5. Leave kitchen
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why did Janeen eat her test?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Da-dum-tss. Popsicles are running out of jokes.

What kind of cakes do sexists like to eat?

Traditional gender rolls.

A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night

and said, " I think there's a burglar downstairs and he's eating the cake that my mother made for us. "
" Who do you want​ me to call? " said the husband
" The police or an ambulance? "

A Simple Guide to Cake Consumption

If it's 1 o'clock and you're not hungry enough to eat the whole cake, eat half of it now and the other half in an hour. You can halve your cake and eat at 2.

I only eat Whole Foods.

Whole pizzas, whole cakes, whole family meals.

Patient and Doctor

Patient: Doctor, I get a strong stinging feeling in my eyes every time I eat a birthday cake."

Doctor: Next time, blow out the candles.

If you get heartburn every time you eat birthday cake

try removing the candles.

What do you get when you eat unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, baking powder, sugar, raw eggs, vanilla extract and whole milk?

A stomach cake!

WH advisors: Mr. President federal employees didn't receive their last check, they can't even afford to buy their families bread!

Trump: I have the most tremendous solution, let them eat cake.

I was walking down the street and I saw a bakery.

In the front window, there was a cake that was sculpted like a house. It looked nice, so I decided to buy it.
As I was eating it, I said "This tastes just like home."

What did Marie Antoinette say on my Reddit anniversary?

Let them eat cake day!

Did you know the saying "to work up an appetite" originated from back when people would become hungry as the result of physical labor AND THEN consume food? Wow, the more you know!

These days, I've just been saying, "Man, I really j**... up the ability to binge-eat an entire carrot cake."

Why did the kids start eating the puzzle on Christmas?

Because their uncle said it was a piece of cake!

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your t**...."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get b**... too."

What did Mary Antoinette say on this day in history?

Let them eat cake day!

Scientists have determined that 39% of couples, suffer pain after eating this one food.

Wedding Cake.
Put-the-fork-down and walk away...

What's the difference between cake and pie?

πr^2, cake are round
Bonus:
What do jokesters eat for breakfast?
Pun-cakes.

Doctor, my eyes burn every time I eat birthday cake.

Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Probably a massive stomachache.
What, you didn't think I would make a pie joke on my cake day did you??

What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.
Really? You were expecting a pie joke on my cake day?

So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.

So little Billy give the "dog ate my homework" excuses.
Teacher: Why on earth do you let your dog eat your homework?
Billy: Well, my dog really love to eat cake.
Teacher: And how does this even related?
Billy: Yesterday you said that the homework is a piece of cake....

What happens when you eat 3.14 cakes

You get FAT.(if you aren't already)
Pfttttt. Did you expect a pi joke on my cake day?

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?

For my first cake day I want to share a joke my dad told me when I was probably too young to really understand it. How does an elephant hide in the jungle?

Climbs to the top of a cherry tree and paints his b**... red.
What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries!
(Apologies if you've heard it before fellow Redditors! Maybe by next cake day I'll get better material)

What did the Senate have to say about the new stimulus package?

Let them eat cake!

What do you get if you eat 3.141593 cakes in one day?

Fat.
You get fat.
What, were you expecting a "pie" joke? *On my cake day?*

What does a redditor eat at their virtual bday party?

A byte of cake

Remember back when we used to eat cake after someone blew all over it?

Man, we were wild...

Why don't snowmen eat carrot cake on their cake day?

Tastes like boogers

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.
You were expecting a joke about pi? On my cake day?
p.s not my joke, found it online

My 6 yr old grand child gave me this. Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

What do comedians eat for breakfast?

Pun-cakes.

Have you heard of Schrodinger's cake?

You can have it and eat it.
As long as no one looks.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

You get very fat.
What? You thought this was gonna be a pi joke?
Why would I make a pie joke on my cake day?

Food Coma….

A health forum speaker asks, Which food causes extreme suffering for years after eating it.
After a long silence, an old man answered,
Wedding Cake …….

Give a man a cake and he will eat it

Give a reddittor a cake and he will farm the ever lasting s**... out of it

Patient got heartburn.

A patient goes to his doctor and says, every time I eat cake I get heartburn
The doctor responds, next time remove the candles first
Now upvote me for my cake day

7 deadly sins

Eating too much cake is a sin of gluttony, but eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

The sin of Gluttony

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero.

Give a man a cake

Give a man a cake and he will eat it.
Give a Redditor cake and he will farm the everlasting s**... out of it.

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony

However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero

What do you get when you eat 3.14 pies?

Fat. You get fat.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

A massive stomachache.
Wait, you didn't think I was going to make a pie joke on my cake day, did you??

What do you have if you eat 3.14 cakes

No self control

What do you get...

What do you get of you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.