Eating Asparagus Jokes
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A guy walked into the doctor with a carrot in his ear, asparagus up his nose, and a half an onion on his head like a hat. The guy says, "Doc, I just don't get why I'm always sick."
The doctor replies, "Well, you're not eating right."
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The respirator.
(My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)
I was peeing the other day, and my girlfriend said "were you eating asparagus?"
She has a keen sense of taste.
A man goes to the dentist...
A dentist found something wrong with one of his patients. The upper plate that had been put in earlier was corroding. "What have you been eating?" the dentists asked the man.
"All I can think of is that about three months ago my wife made some asparagus and put Hollandaise sauce on it. I loved it so much, I put it on everything now."
"That's the problem," the dentist said, frowning. "Hollandaise sauce contains lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. I'll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome."
"Why chrome?"
"It's simple. Everyone knows there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
I usually don't eat asparagus...
Because it makes your pee taste funny
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