The Best 3 Eating Asparagus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eating Asparagus jokes. There are some eating asparagus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eating asparagus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eating Asparagus Jokes and Puns

A guy walked into the doctor with a carrot in his ear, asparagus up his nose, and a half an onion on his head like a hat. The guy says, "Doc, I just don't get why I'm always sick."

The doctor replies, "Well, you're not eating right."

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The respirator.

(My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)

I was peeing the other day, and my girlfriend said "were you eating asparagus?"

She has a keen sense of taste.

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We suggest to use only working eating asparagus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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