Following is our collection of funny Eatin jokes. There are some eatin thinkin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eatin drinkin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Try to sell the wheelchairs
...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die.
I said "no thanks, i'm not much of a singer".
so I put it back in the crayon box!
I'm about to eat dis order of fries, dis order of wings, and dis order of nuggets.
you always get burned in the end.
There's always a chance your body will reject it.
If you're forced to do it as a kid, you won't like it as an adult.
time consuming.
Sorry.
I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
Un-crumb-fortable
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Eating Amanda out
Hey, what's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
... I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero.
...but then my fala fell
I had a huge vowel movement.
Ba-dum
tss
Can be a big moose steak
San Diego
(thought of this myself, it's better spoken)
That's why I look like I'm pregnant
I suppose it's pastable.
You always go for the easiest ones to crack first.
Depends.
Is it still a cashew or is it a chestnut now?
~ Dog's mother.
They both usually end with "check mate"
Took me hours to finish my meal.
It's the most calorie consuming thing I do all day.
It was the wurst.
Eating 'dis order isn't enough
A mind is a terrible thing to waist.
I always Falafel afterwards
It was very time consuming.
I said, Why would I want two empty glasses?
This sounds wrong, but I'm no cunning linguist.
It turns out, they were rap scallions.
.....you're just swallowing a busted nut.
This milk has probably gone off.
On account I found Himalayan on the road.
Eating A mandaout
Eating Amandaout
Everytime I tell my wife it was so bad the first time there's no way I'm eating it a 2nd, she beats me.
means I just took a shower and I'm heading to McDonald's..
It looks fun, but you'll probably just puke.
Seriously Rachel it was 15 years ago and your dad had a knife. Jeez.
It was very time consuming.
I guess you can say I'm a Naan conformist.
It's the breakfast of tomorrow, today!
With horror, the Petco worker asked me to leave the store.
Narly.
It's 56 courses and it takes me two days to finish.
It's so time consuming.
They share the same middle name.
It was the best hen thai I've ever seen.
They kindly asked me to get off the counter
The vegan said I should give up killing and eating cows, he said I should start eating vegan. If prepared right, you will get more vitamins and enjoy it more.
At the end of the day, he was right, cooked properly, he was delicious.
It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
A can of tuna has a picture of a tuna fish
A pack of Ham has a picture of a pig
Turkey has a picture of a turkey
Egg carton has a picture of a chicken
Beef has a picture of a cow
Dogfood has a picture of a dog
I never seem to learn.
Suddenly, a girl walked towards me and shouted at me: "Enjoying your meat, MURDERER??"
"Seriously Vanessa, it was 20 years ago and your dad had a knife..."
However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Then why's your face so crummy?
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eatin puttin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working eatin nothin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.