The Best 15 Eaters Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Eaters jokes. There are some eaters okra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eaters meat eater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Eaters Jokes and Puns

The Grass Eaters.

A wealthy man was driving home when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside. He stopped, asked them why.

They told him they were hungry, and he insisted that they get in the car with him; he will take them somewhere to eat.

They got in the car, thanking him profusely.

He replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is almost a foot tall."

Statistics show that vegetarians live on average ten years longer than meat eaters

Ten long miserable years

Basketball players are very messy eaters

They're always dribbling

Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated?

Because they're WELL-CULTURED.

What are some dirty jokes you know?

I was asked to submit some dirty jokes to an ongoing event. The annoucer ask a person a dirty joke and if they guess the answer correctly they're awarded a prize.

An example of a dirty joke they've asked is "What do you call two people 69ing?"

"Odor eaters."

Any dirty jokes are greatly appreciated.

What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters?

Eat the vegetables

There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters,

And there are people who want the first two to be the same.

Eaters joke, There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters,

I've never understood picky eaters...

you won't eat a tomato but you'll put someones unwashed genitals in your mouth.

Why don't ant eaters get sick?

They have lots of anty bodies inside them.

Where do Death Eaters go to shop?


(FYI THIS IS KINDA RACIST) Jews are picky eaters.

Even when they find a sausage they can eat. They always ask for the skin off it.

You can explore eaters casserole reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean eaters appetizer dad jokes. There are also eaters puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What do you call two skunks sixty-nining?

Odor eaters.

What do you call skunks doing 69?

Odor eaters

Why are messy eaters so rude?

They always have a chip on their shoulder.

Why can't aardvarks have family reunions?

Because they're aunt eaters

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the eaters cauldron jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working eaters guacamole piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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