Following is our collection of funny Eater jokes. There are some eater vegetarian jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these eater meat eater puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Two rednecks, Hunter and Cooter decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the Cooter asked.
The counselor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the counselor.
"That's real good!" said Cooter.
The counselor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, Cooter said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
Cooter was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the counselor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
Cooter, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Hunter was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked Hunter.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied Cooter.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked Hunter.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked Cooter.
"No," Hunter replied.
"Then you're gay."
The little green stone eater.
If theres a hole through the whole earth and you droppes a rock, how far down will it go?
1,5meters then the little, green stone eater will eat it.
A weed eater that doesn't work.
A big red rock eater.
What's microscopic, green and eats rocks?
Syphilis.
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But he always left a little behind
Because he is a Messi eater!
As soon as it's light, I start eating.
I hope she likes her new weed eater!
A tool eater bottle.
But now my yard seems a little flat.
Except for my nose.
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The bartender asks if he'd like food with that.
The black hole said "no thanks, I'm a light eater."
Her t shirt said "watch out I'm a man eater!"
I went up to her and said " excuse me, love ... About your t shirt slogan."
She interrupted me and angrily snapped " oh let me guess: you want to know how many man I've eaten? Well, you know what, I can't help my size."
I said "Actually, no, I wasn't going to say that at all. "
She looks happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you what to say then?"
"That's not how you spell manatee."
Marijuana isn't legal in his state
He's a picky eater.
Snake Eater.
Unfortunately, I just never had the stomach for it
If I could eat stress, I wouldn't need to eat all this food when I'm stressed out!
Someone walks by him and asks " Hey, hows the cheese"?
The cheese eater replies "Its Gouda".
A blue moon rock eater
They decide to eat the body. One started at the head while the other began with the feet. As they were eating, the face eater asks the other, How's it going?
The foot chewer replies I am having a ball.
Slow down, you're eating too fast
Yup I'm a Preferred Eater of Tasty Animals and all animals have a right to be served on my plate.
While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the neatest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
She sees a man sitting at a table, alone with his bowl of tomato soup. Politely she asks him: "Excuse me, sir, is this seat taken? Mind if I join you?" He answers: "No problem, ma'am. But I have to warn you, I'm a very messy eater!" She smiles and sits down, and says: "Then it was a good idea to wear a red shirt when eating tomato soup, wasn't it?" He answers: "Nope, I'm NOT wearing a red shirt..."
A chew chew train.
I'm a cereal eater.
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