Eat Figs Jokes
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What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?
They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.
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Thank you for the awards.
As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/
Chrysippus death joke
while watching a donkey eat some figs, he exclaimed
"Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs!"
and died in the subsequent fit of laughter.
what kind of cookies do atoms eat?
Fig neutrons
What do British nuclear engineers eat?
Fig Neutrons.
You ever been tricked into eating a fig against your will?
That's a date r**....
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